America's favorite weepy-patriot helps you keep up with all his enemies foreign, domestic, irrational, and fictional.
Double [David] Wainbow is intense.
I'd be sad too if I wasn't sitting at that table.
According to an email exchange between Steve Jobs and an angry iPhone owner, the iPhone "is just a phone" but the iPad is still totally magical -- right?
I have no idea why I did this.
Removing any doubt (if it ever existed) that in bizarro 1984 Kelly Cutrone will be leading the "Five Minute Love."
"Perhaps the fact that you don’t have her around to shares your dreams makes it harder for you to fall sleep."
It's all so, so, so very uncomfortable.
George Clooney: NOT a meat name.
Da Brat: NOT a man.
Kobe Bryant: MEAT NAME.
She’s all like: “It sure would be a shame if I had to call the police on a pretty little thing like you for touching me with that carrot...”
The beats by Ratatat are actually pretty hot.
It's all there in the title.
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