1. When you got your Ps and drove alone for the first time.
2. When you slept in an actually comfortable bed for the first time.
3. When you invested in your first proper winter coat.
4. When you first felt the joy of shaving with a proper razor.
5. When you ordered freshly squeezed orange juice for the first time.
Bye, "orange juice from concentrate". You're dead to us now.
6. When you accidentally got upgraded to business and realised you'd never be able to fly economy again.
7. When you first ate freshly baked bread instead of packet bread.
8. When you discovered that you can pay someone to move house for you and it's totally worth the investment.
9. When you also discovered you can pay someone to do your taxes and it's totally worth the investment.
10. When you discovered the sheer magic that is fabric softener.
11. When you tried a bottle of wine that wasn't garbage wine and you realised you actually like wine.
12. When you realised that cheese can be double-crème...
...and also triple-crème.
What a time to be alive.