13 Ladies Who Would Be On "The Real Housewives Of England" If There Was One

I'm here for the chaos and the fashion.

The ladies of The Real Housewives franchises have gained worldwide popularity, and the obsession is real!

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From Atlanta to Beverley Hills, to New Jersey, to Potomac — these women bring spicy drama and hilarious moments to our TV screens.

The group dynamics usually consist of six to eight ladies who try to get to know each other on a deeper level, but of course that doesn't always go well, and so the drama unfolds.

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But what if there was a new franchise added to the mix that showcased women a little closer to home — The Real Housewives of the United Kingdom!

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Presenting girlies who I think would bring forward the ultimate emotional and cognitive roller coaster ride, while remaining fabulous as ever!

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Here are the ladies that would be perfect for repping the UK:

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1. Melanie B

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Now we all know Scary Spice can bring it, so who better to start the lineup? I'd love to see her dominate the show in the best way, because she's bound to bring flare and a whole lot of spice to the show!

2. Lateysha Grace

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We've got a party girl representing Wales in the building! We saw the best of that in The Valleys, so I think Lateysha would definitely come with the same energy. Yes, she's a devoted mum, but she knows how to let her hair down, and I'm here for it!

3. Tess Daly

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We all know Tess is basically the golden girl of Saturday night television. So does she have what it takes to be a reality star? I think so! Since she's not afraid of big crowds, she probably won't shy away from speaking her mind on any reunion stage.

4. Patricia Bright

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Patricia Bright is the OG of influencer life, and gives us nothing but witty moments and great fashion. If anyone is going to have us laughing until tears, it's this South London babe, and she'll look good doing it!

5. Kate Moss

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What would the show be without a fashion model element, and who better to fill the spot than Kate Moss?! From diva moments to fashion statements, I can picture her reminding everyone that she's an icon not to be messed with! She doesn't need the show — the show needs her.

6. Leona Lewis

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Of course I have to mention this elegant lady! An Islington, London rep who'd bring some balance to the madness — think of her as our very own Cynthia Bailey of RHOA. Cool, calm, and collected, but also has the ability to gather you like a ponytail if she needs to!

7. Pippa Middleton

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Now you know the housewife cast always has a socialite who's gained popularity just because of who she knows. But in this case, make it royalty.  Pippa has no time for the drama; she'll take no issue seriously and become famous for walk-out scenes. You've heard it here first! 

8. Katie Price

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Bringing that Brighton heat without the beach, it's time for a reality TV veteran to shake things up. Katie needs no introduction; she's true to this, not new to this.  She'd undoubtedly serve viewers drama and shade all season long! 

9. Alexandra Burke

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Alexandra is that all-round IT girl who has to be included! She and Leona come from the same area, so I see them teaming up as that dynamic duo. Backing each other up until the end like Gizelle and Robyn of RHOP.  

10. Stacey Solomon

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Everyone deserves a Stacey in their girls group! With her quirky personality, she'll bring some happy-go-lucky Essex energy. She'd probably be the mediator of them all, who tries to get everyone to just get along and be cheerful!

11. Amber Rose Gill

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Another natural on the big screens, Amber's no stranger to letting the cameras in on the real deal! A Newcastle baddie who's known to say what she wants online — something tells me she won't stop there. So if you want honesty and uncomfortable conversations mixed with good vibes, she's your girl!

12. Jessie J

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She can Do It Like a Dude, so she must be able to do it like a Housewife! A true Londoner with a fierce persona, bound to get through any fight. And she'll steal the show during any party, giving us entertainment and a concert — what more could you want?

13. Myleene Klass

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You know what they say about ex-members of groups, forever prima-donnas! She already knows what it takes to stand out, and that's truly what it means to be a Housewife! She might come from small-town Yarmouth, but her big personality will put it on the map.

Oh, and you don't want to miss our video of an actual Housewife blessing us with her presence and answering fan questions, Miss Kenya Moore! Check it out:

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Tell us what you think of our lineup, and who you think is fabulous enough to be a housewife — remember it's all in fun!

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