1. So, this kid is probably going to be done with heights for a while:

2. And this kid is about to play their last video game:

3. This kid probably just wants to be a goddamn pumpkin next year:

4. And this kid is extremely done with family vacations:

5. As is this kid:

6. This isn't the boat ride that these kids probably envisioned...

7. And this kid is just doing their best given the circumstances:

8. This kid just wanted to help with the yard work:

9. And this kid just wants to know what that tasty red stuff is:

10. This kid is swearing off all bike trails, forever:

11. And this kid never wants to ride along again:

12. This kid is suddenly very aware of their predicament:

13. And this kid understands that a bathroom is wherever you want it to be:

14. This kid is like, "Cool, dad, thanks."

15. And this kid is just tryna investgiate this ocean thing more closely:

16. This kid learned a lesson about toilet humor today...

17. And this kid learned a lot about a lot today, we're sure.

18. This kid just wanted to be in the picture, goshdarnit:

19. And this kid's wholly unimpressed with Dad's ability to multi-task:

20. This kid is getting the up close zoo experience we all secretly want, tbh:

21. And this kid's about to get a very splashy surprise:

22. This kid's just rolling with the punches...

23. And this kid is...industrious, to say the least:

24. This kid's pretty sure this is just a high end sandbox:

25. And this kid is like, "Well, what are YOU looking at??"

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This post was translated from German.