Buzz·Posted on May 19, 201717 Stereotypes That Drive All Nurses CrazyAll nurses do is wipe patients' asses all day long.by Maximilian ZenderBuzzFeed-Redaktion, Deutschland FacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. Every nurse has had at least one love affair with a doctor. NBC / Getty Images You're definitely watching way too much Grey's Anatomy. 2. Nurses always look sexy. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF ABC / NBC / ABC Studios / Via giphy.com Keep dreaming. We don't wear skirts, bonnets, or tight tops. We are fucking professionals! 3. All nurses do is wipe patients' asses all day long. Shironosov / Getty Images/iStockphoto Yeah, no. That's about 0.1% of what we're actually doing. 4. Nurses are inferior to doctors. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF ABC / NBC / ABC Studios / Via giphy.com Say that one more time! 5. Nurses are always drinking coffee. Facebook: Krankenschwesternprobleme HA! I wish! We basically have no breaks. And if we do have one, there's inevitably an emergency that interrupts it. 6. The question: "Why'd you become a nurse and not a doctor?" Getty Images / PrettyVectors Well, why don't you just shut the fuck up? 7. Or the even better question: "You're a nurse? So that means you can take care of me when I'm sick, right?" Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Warner Bros. Pictures / Via giphy.com I guess that was the first and last date with this guy. 8. The training is easy peasy. Facebook: Krankenschwesternprobleme Alright, if it's so easy, then why don't you tell me which of these is the correct cable for the present situation? 9. Nurses have to do everything their patients want. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF giphy.com We are not butlers. Plus, this isn't a hotel, it's a hospital. 10. When people assume that there's nothing to do during night shift since all the patients are asleep. Alicja Ala / Via Facebook: pflegeanstalt Asleep? The fun only begins now! 11. All nurses are super filthy in the sheets. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF ABC / NBC / ABC Studios / Via giphy.com Come on, seriously? 12. There are no male nurses. Facebook: pflegeanstalt Oh really, who says that? 13. Nurses have a totally normal job. They always make a huge fuss for nothing. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF giphy.com Yeah, doing night shifts, having almost no personal life, and waking up at 4am even on vacation. But you're right — totally normal. 14. The doctor always knows more. Getty Images/iStockphoto No. Nurses also have intense medical training. We can do way more than just change the sheets on the bed. 15. The assumption that a nurse is happy to provide friends with every drug on the face of the earth. sralma / Via instagram.com Sure, since every nurse would love to go to jail. 16. Is hospital life just like on TV? ABC / NBC / ABC Studios No! For the last time! N.O. If only. 17. Nurses are always in a bad mood and are perpetually stressed. cari254 / Via Instagram: @cari254 Yes, it really is awful here! If only you worked with us — then you'd really know! This post was translated from German.