"The First Mars Mission Discovered The Sad Effects Of Zero Gravity On Strippers."

“The first Mars mission discovered the sad effects of zero gravity on strippers.” Win this! Jaws on Blu-ray, plus a Sony S185 Blu-ray player. Check Maxim.com or the Nov. 2012 issue to see if you won!

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