2. Even though you went to public schools, your dog goes to boarding school
4. You’ve slept in the same bed for your entire life – the dog has sampled 4 in her first year of life
Not this one…
This seat’s been stolen…
6. They passed on graduation too. They were at another one.
15. …and it seems more inspired than your pizza rolls, too
…and it seems more inspired than your pizza rolls, too
17. And they missed your ballgame for… oh :/
22. And if you even come close to missing the dog’s birthday…you are demoted even further
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