Celebrating the release of the Xbox One S, Xbox Australia today announced a line of limited edition onesies.
Honestly I am the world's worst gamer, but this is the only item of clothing I want to own to play hours and hours of Lego Force Awakens, or Lego Jurassic Park, or The Lego Movie Videogame.
I don't care if you judge me, those damn Lego games are fun and they're the only games I'm good at OK.
There's a specialty pocket so you don't lose your controller when you go to the bathroom, or the kitchen to get snacks.
And a secondary pocket for remotes, or the snacks I just mentioned.
Other features include an oversized hood (to fit headsets), an arm pouch for you to keep your phone (or snacks), forearm grips so you don't slip off the couch because you're a pig, and customised gamertag embroidery.
The onesies will be available soon, with no date announced yet, so keep your eyes peeled and you could look like this fun couple, failing to eat popcorn.
