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21 Times Australia Had No Fucks To Give During This Election

Even a Pussy Magnet needs to vote.

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1. While it was voting day, it was sausage sizzles that were the real stars!

wtf is this and why is it number 1 in australia

2. Also everyone freaked out when Bill Shorten ate his roll from the middle.

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Although he probably had the right idea tbh.

Here's why Bill Shorten ate the sausage from the middle

3. Kylo Ren showed up to vote.

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4. While this guy brought a friend to help him.

Courtesy of David baker, voting in Hughes today. Looks more like Grayndler behaviour to me

5. This guy put on his best rainbow budgie smugglers.

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7. These kids were selling politician-themed baked goods, including "Malcolm Turnballs".

It's Malcolm Turnballs v Bill Shortbread v Richard Di Nutella at the @CamdenvillePS cake stall #ausvotes

"Ballsacks $3."

8. Seriously though, pun-based bake sales were on another level this year.

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9. Especially when this delicious ~Plebisclice~ was on the menu.

PLEBISCLICE 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻 Hastings Public School in Port Macquarie by @VallentineAmy #ausvotes

10. A volunteer was allegedly bitten by an enthusiastic voter.

Greens volunteer allegedly bitten by Liberal in fight for Higgins https://t.co/Ht6oCBfeFv #ausvotes

"Police say the woman suffered 'soreness to her thumb' following the incident."

11. This politician did a little dance to Taylor Swift.

. @AlboMP just turned up and is now DJing and dancing to Taylor Swift #ausvotes

I guess if Labor doesn't win, DJ Albo will just shake it off.

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12. People actually voted for Harambe, the gorilla who died.

13. Some people voted Lee Lin Chin for PM.

Is this what you wanted me to do @Jan__Fran? Do hope @LeeLinChinSBS gets more votes than Harambe #ausvotes ...

14. While others just used their ballot to order a kebab.

Someone ordered a kebab on their senate voting paper today. (Photo @facebook)

16. Basically, Aussies were taking the vote VERY SERIOUSLY.

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17. But TBH can you blame us when this is the size of the bloody ballot paper?

This is an Australian ballot paper. 6" Australian for scale. #ausvotes

You gotta entertain yourself somehow.

18. James Mathison, who used to host Australian Idol, is RUNNING in this election, so obviously his co-hosting pal and current host of The Bachelor showed up to help.

Instagram: @osher_gunsberg

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19. This lady got her photo taken voting BEFORE TYING THE KNOT!

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20. As the polls closed, Channel Nine found it "too close to call!"

JUST IN: Exclusive Nine-Galaxy exit poll has found the election result is on a knife-edge. #AusVotes #9News

0 seats to everyone!!! Too close!!!!

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