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Can We Guess Who You’ll Vote For Based On Your Booze Order?

An entirely accurate, completely scientific process.

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Can We Guess Who You’ll Vote For Based On Your Booze Order?

You got: Liberal Party

Much like the current PM, you have very expensive tastes. Red wine has a rich flavour profile, but you don't mind! You've got "Jobs and Growth" on your side!

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You got: Australian Labor Party

When you're at a bar you want something pretty standard and pretty inoffensive, you're a Labor voter through-and-through.

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You got: National Party

You like your drinks like you like your politicians: potentially fatal to dogs.

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You got: Australian Greens

Your drink of choice appeals to the youth: it's delicious, cheap, and you only really regret it after the fact. You're a Greens voter.

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You got: Pauline Hanson

You like your drinks like you like your country: cool, crisp, and white. Only white.

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You got: Shooters, Fishers, and Farmers Party

Your local pub has one of those "Big Buck Hunter" arcade games, and you love that. The first time you sipped a Bundy and Coke you were, like a big ol' fish, totally hooked.

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You got: Liberal Democratic Party

You like your drinks like you like your policies: potentially brewed in a bathtub. Yeah, you're not here for "drinks" served in "glasses" or "responsibly" you don't give a FUCK about "rules"!!!! You're a Liberal Democrat through and through.

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You got: Drawing a dick on the ballot

You honestly couldn't give less of a shit, which is why you love your drinks like you like your voting: quick, and with terrible repercussions. You're participating in one of Australia's oldest traditions: just drawing a big ol' cock and balls on your ballot. You champion, you comedic genius.

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You got: James Mathison (Independent)

You don't just like a cold froth with your mates, you like a beer that's been crafted in a small brewery. You're always looking for something young, fresh, and good mates with Osher Günsberg.

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You got: Jacqui Lambie Network

You like your drinks like you like your politics: delicious and practical. You and Jacqui Lambie have a lot in common when it comes to being outspoken, and not taking crap from anyone. And as everyone knows, Fruity Lexia makes you sexier.

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You got: Australian Sex Party

You picked a *cock*tail. A Sex on the Beach, to be precise. Need we spray more?

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