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Are You Getting Laid This Valentine's Day?

Will you be getting the V or D this alentine's ay?

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Are You Getting Laid This Valentine's Day?

You got: You're not getting laid!

Stock up on chocolate and wine because this Valentine's Day, the only action you're getting is on the couch. Alone.

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You got: You might get laid!

There's a chance you'll get lucky this Valentine's Day, but it isn't 100% just yet. Cross your fingers and uncross those legs.

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You got: You're probably getting laid!

Whatever you're doing, it's working! You're probably going to get some sex this Valentine's Day, which, after all, is the whole point of the day!

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You got: You're getting laid RIGHT NOW!

Are your pants full of magnets? Because there's no chance you're NOT getting laid. You're probably getting laid RIGHT NOW...

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You got: You're flying solo tonight!

The power to get lucky this Valentine's Day is in your hands! Literally. It's a hand party for you.

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You got: You're DEFINITELY not getting laid tonight!

You've probably described Valentine's Day as "a dumb holiday invented by greeting card companies" and that's why you're most likely not getting any action this year. There's always next time, or the other 364 days of the year!

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