Seriously, this video is literally just them putting some burgers, fries, and a Coke into a juicer.
I'm well aware there's a juicing craze going on, and all your healthiest Instagram friends have their kale smoothies every morning, but this is another level.
BECAUSE LOOK AT WHAT HAPPENS. OH GOD NO.
It's so dry and full of chunks, so of course add some delicious cola to thin out that thick "juice".
AND IT HONESTLY GETS WORSE. IT'S SO BROWN. IT'S SO CHUNKY. I'M SO DEPRESSED.
Just when you thought it was as terrible as it could get, this poor, awful hero takes it to the face.
It's like they took all the juice from one of those epic pimple-popping videos and made him drink it. :(
