1.
You've paused conversations to check out hot dudes walking past your window.
2.
You're used to the fact that everyone thinks you're married.
3.
But you still try to make it clear that you're DEFINITELY NOT TOGETHER!!
4.
Even though you spend all your time together.
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And your relatives think you're in a relationship.
6.
You've negotiated peace treaties on hot guys on Grindr.
7.
No topic is off limits.
8.
Your fridge is always stocked. With vodka.
9.
You've tried to support each other on "health kicks".
10.
You know way too much about each other's sex lives.
11.
You have a rigid structure in place when one of you is stuck on a bad date.
12.
People assume your house is going to be ~beautifully decorated~.
13.
Every time you rent First Wives Club on iTunes you get that sassy "you've already watched this eight times this month" message.
14.
The one who tops most has to deal with any bugs or spiders.
15.
People think your life is a constant sexy party...
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...which it absolutely is, depending on your definition of "constant sexy party".
17.
Well, at least one of us is having sex.
18.
WE GET IT ROB, YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND.
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STOP BLAMING ME JUST BECAUSE YOU CAN'T GET A DATE, MAT.
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I COULD GO ON DATES IF I WANTED, ROBERT, MAYBE I DON'T WANT TO.
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YOU'RE GOING TO DIE ALONE, MATHEW.
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But at the end of the day you’re just two rad dudes living together and DEFINITELY NOT FUCKING.
