22 Things That Happen When Two Gay Men Live Together

“Can you please block ‘masc hot dad’ on Grindr because I saw him first.”

1. You’ve paused conversations to check out hot dudes walking past your window.

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2. You’re used to the fact that everyone thinks you’re married.

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3. But you still try to make it clear that you’re DEFINITELY NOT TOGETHER!!

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4. Even though you spend all your time together.

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5. And your relatives think you’re in a relationship.

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“So, how’s your roommate?”
“Ew, Mum, don’t say roommate like that. He’s fine and his bedroom still smells weird.”

6. You’ve negotiated peace treaties on hot guys on Grindr.

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“I have already started talking to him so you have to block or ignore.”

7. No topic is off limits.

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8. Your fridge is always stocked. With vodka.

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9. You’ve tried to support each other on “health kicks”.

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“OK, for the month of April I’m not drinking alcohol.”
“I’ll do this with you! But, like…clear spirits are fine, right?”
“Oh, totally, and low-carb beer. They’re basically water.”

10. You know way too much about each other’s sex lives.

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11. You have a rigid structure in place when one of you is stuck on a bad date.

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12. People assume your house is going to be ~beautifully decorated~.

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More like the floor is ~beautifully decorated~ with all your shit.

13. Every time you rent First Wives Club on iTunes you get that sassy “you’ve already watched this eight times this month” message.

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14. The one who tops most has to deal with any bugs or spiders.

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15. People think your life is a constant sexy party…

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16. …which it absolutely is, depending on your definition of “constant sexy party”.

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17. Well, at least one of us is having sex.

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18. WE GET IT ROB, YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND.

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19. STOP BLAMING ME JUST BECAUSE YOU CAN’T GET A DATE, MAT.

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20. I COULD GO ON DATES IF I WANTED, ROBERT, MAYBE I DON’T WANT TO.

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21. YOU’RE GOING TO DIE ALONE, MATHEW.

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22. But at the end of the day you’re just two rad dudes living together and DEFINITELY NOT FUCKING.

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Mat Whitehead is a staff writer for BuzzFeed and is based in Sydney.
Rob Stott is a news editor for BuzzFeed News and is based in Sydney.
 
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