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Kurt Coleman Cut His Foot Open And Still Managed To Look Like A Renaissance Painting

"I love being so amazing because the sky is blue."

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On Sunday, Kurt Coleman was visiting Sydney's Bondi Beach when he split his foot open. While he was getting his foot tended to, the social media mogul took this casual snap:

@kurtcoleman / instagram.com

Actually, according to fellow Amplify Live tourmate Ben J. Pierce, Kurt urgently asked to be papped on the rocks.

I need people to understand, @KurtColeman was bleeding out & urgently asked me to get a phone so I could take pics

AND HE LOOKS LIKE A DAMN RENAISSANCE PAINTING.

@kurtcoleman / instagram.com

Here's God being like, "Kurt, babes, follow me back so I can DM you???"

@kurtcoleman / instagram.com / Public Domain

And here's an artist's recreation of Kurt's friends rushing to check on him after his accident.

@kurtcoleman / instagram.com / Public Domain

For anyone worried about this national treasure, rest assured, Kurt tweeted later that day:

I love being so amazing because the sky is blue

Same babes.