Hi America, it's your drunk cousin Australia here. We've given you some of our greatest exports like all forty of the Hemsworth brothers, Cate Blanchett... and now: Tim Tams!
I'm not exaggerating: I feel like Tim Tams are the only thing Australians agree on. They're delicious.
But there ARE a few rules if you're going to responsibly enjoy these Australian delicacies. FIRSTLY: Don't call them cookies DON'T YOU FUCKIN' DARE. These are not cookies, they're biscuits. They're THE biscuits.
Secondly: You have to try a Tim Tam Slam just once.
Thirdly: Enjoy RESPONSIBLY. You're now in possession of the best biscuit in the world. THE WORLD. NOT. EXAGGERATING.
Look, maybe I exaggerated a few things in this post, but there's one fact I didn't: Tim Tams are fuckin' great.