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Your Prayers Have Been Answered America: You Can Now Buy Tim Tams So Easily

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Hi America, it's your drunk cousin Australia here. We've given you some of our greatest exports like all forty of the Hemsworth brothers, Cate Blanchett... and now: Tim Tams!

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The iconic Aussie treat has been available in US Target stores since early 2015, but the biscuit is now on the shelves of most supermarkets and grocery stores. This is a great, great thing.

I'm not exaggerating: I feel like Tim Tams are the only thing Australians agree on. They're delicious.

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But there ARE a few rules if you're going to responsibly enjoy these Australian delicacies. FIRSTLY: Don't call them cookies DON'T YOU FUCKIN' DARE. These are not cookies, they're biscuits. They're THE biscuits.

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I know in America you call things like these cookies, but that is a sledge against the great nation of Tim Tam! Seriously, the official website for American Tim Tams is literally itsnotacookie.com.

Secondly: You have to try a Tim Tam Slam just once.

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You bite the opposite corners of a Tim Tam off, and use it as a straw to drink your tea, coffee, or other delicious beverage of your choosing. It's a messy and ineffective way to both eat AND drink, but it's a rite of passage. I honestly think it might be part of the Australian citizenship test.

Thirdly: Enjoy RESPONSIBLY. You're now in possession of the best biscuit in the world. THE WORLD. NOT. EXAGGERATING.

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Look at our prime minister, Hugh Jackman, for example. It's a known fact that in the first X-Men film, Jackman requested Wolverine's body not be filled with Adamantium, but with delicious Tim Tams. The director kindly declined.

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