1.First up, Damo and Caz went up against Wednesday Addams and the Babadook (my queens Amy and Tyson) in a Sudden Death cook-off.
2.During a challenge last week, Amy and Tyson fell short due to issues with a pressure cooker. SO THEY WHIPPED OUT A FUCKING PRESSURE COOKER IN THE SUDDEN DEATH.
3.Caitie revealed she hadn't eaten YET ANOTHER food. This time it was fish cakes.
4.Mark wore a pink shirt and everyone made jokes about it for some reason???
5.Tyson and Amy's oxtail, beef, and kidney stew was unfortunately missing the beef after it turned out super dry.
6.Amy and Tyson were VERY WORRIED for this whole episode, despite their dishes always being just sliiiightly better executed than Damo and Caz.
7.The next day, Colin showed up on a motorbike because the challenge was a bake sale for bikers. Colin wearing leather? YOU KNOW THIRSTY MAMA VAL LOVED IT.
8.The challenge helped raise money for the Westmead Breast Cancer Institute, and the bikers were helping to raise awareness.
9.Big Boy Joshy graciously allowed Poor Amy to take the lead in this challenge. He reminded us every five minutes, especially when things went wrong.
10.Seriously, the two of them fought for SO MUCH of that episode, which you'd think would have been great considering they've been such good villains but it was actually just awkward.
11.Brett and Marie are still in the competition???
12.A lot of teams struggled with the challenge, including Amy and Tyson.
13.Colin's accent made me laugh when he talked about Amy and Josh's savoury muffin.
14.Happy hipsters Court and Duncan were the "bikers choice", meaning they won the challenge, which would have pissed off Josh... so in a small way we all won.
15.The footy friends, Mark and Chris, had to face off against fashion friends Caitie and Demi in the next Sudden Death showdown.
16.To save time, Caitie and Demi tried to make gnocchi using a food processor.
17.And then it was time for the mains. Both teams... um... did something.
18.During the dessert round the footy friends decided to turn a luscious-looking chocolate mousse into little turds.
19.Demi was busy giving herself some spun sugar pubes.
20.Their desserts were... um. Let's just say at this point I was expecting the judges to send both teams home.
21.Next, the teams were off to cook canapés for 150 hungry cruise ship passengers.
22.Ships, typically, are on the ocean. So... you know what that means:
23.Seafood King Josh and #PoorAmy were sharing a cooking station with Tyson and Amy, and BOTH TEAMS WERE COOKING PRAWNS!
24.Married heterosexuals Brett and Marie went an entire episode WITHOUT MENTIONING THEIR KIDS!!!!!
25.The Seafood King continued his streak of NOT BEING ABLE TO FUCKING COOK SEAFOOD.
26.When it came time to judging, most teams were getting great feedback...
27.Della and Tully won passengers' choice, and because Colin apparently invented beef, Big Boy Joshy decided Della and Tully had ~cheated~.
28.The two teams whose canapés were more like can'tapés, Kelsey and Amanda and JOSH AND AMY (HAHAH), would be going to a Sudden Death elimination. But they won't be in Kitchen HQ, they'll be cooking for the judges ON THE CRUISE SHIP!