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Meet The Australian Artist Who Paints With His Dick

This is quite literally all about dick pics.

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This is Tim Patch, but you might know him better by his professional name: Pricasso.

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If you haven't guessed, Pricasso has a very specific painting method. He doesn't use his hands, feet, or brushes...just his dick.

Well not ~JUST~ his dick, according to Pricasso: "I quickly worked out that I could speed up by using my testicles and butt cheeks to cover large areas in no time at all. Only recently do I paint the edges using my butt crack – I call it the credit card swipe!"
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Well not ~JUST~ his dick, according to Pricasso: "I quickly worked out that I could speed up by using my testicles and butt cheeks to cover large areas in no time at all. Only recently do I paint the edges using my butt crack – I call it the credit card swipe!"

"When I'm working I have to really concentrate and put myself into a meditative state so I don't notice much going on around me until I have finished," Pricasso explained.

Pricasso's methods have allowed him to travel the country, performing shows at Sexpo Australia exhibitions each year.
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Pricasso's methods have allowed him to travel the country, performing shows at Sexpo Australia exhibitions each year.

He also does party appearances. According to his website, Pricasso painted these 12 portraits in 3 hours and 30 minutes.

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Pricasso first began his unorthodox methods in 2008, realising with practice "it would be possible to get good with it."

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And while most of his work is portraits of famous celebrities like Michael Jackson or Mick Jagger...

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...Pricasso has also done a few slightly NSFW paintings of the likes of Mr Bean (complete with beans).

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As well as this raunchy portrait of Prince Charles and Camilla.

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You can imagine the hardest part about Pricasso's methods: "Finding somewhere to practise was a problem."

Check out Pricasso's website for more info – and even a few cheeky videos of the artist in action!
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Check out Pricasso's website for more info – and even a few cheeky videos of the artist in action!

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