1. When someone created the greatest unofficial slogan for the Northern Territory.
2. When the cops were searching for this ~hardened criminal~.
3. When a guy handed a dead jellyfish in to the police, thinking it was the breast implant from a murder scene.
4. When this legend gave the most Aussie interview of all time.
"All I had was me jocks on and he was chasing me up the street and I'm just like, mate!" #9Today https://t.co/L2EtbWyNy3
5. When this guy saw a spider EATING A GODDAMN MOUSE.
NOOOOOPE.
6. When Pauline Hanson made a very serious video about the very serious epidemic of squat toilets.
7. And when she live streamed herself watching a documentary... about herself.
8. When the election happened and everyone took it very seriously.
9. Like, VERY seriously.
Someone ordered a kebab on their senate voting paper today. (Photo @facebook)
10. When this gang of kangaroos invaded a family's campsite.
11. When a woman woke up to find a 16-foot python wrapped around her guest bedroom bed.
12. When this journalist tried to get the big scoop of the day.
The single greatest piece of journalism ever.
13. When a kid dressed up as Hitler for book week, and won a best-dressed prize.
1/2: Student in #Alicesprings who dressed up as Adolf Hitler for St Philip's college book week was awarded 1 of the prizes for best dressed
14. When people began stockpiling Shapes because they hated the new flavours.
15. When this guy faced a $9,000 fine for trying to get a sausage sizzle without leaving his house.
This Australian Dude Faces $9,000 Fine For Using A Drone To Pick Up Sausage Bunnings https://t.co/CkX0E6MkZA
16. And this guy who did the im-pasta-ble and got his licence with a colander on his head.
This guy got a Victorian driver’s licence with a pasta strainer on his head 🍝🍝🍝 https://t.co/nCJk1ICJ9c via @theage
17. When this fucking champion of a good samaritan returned a lost wallet during a live TV report.
Anyone lose their wallet? #9News
18. When this guy found AN ENTIRE WASPS NEST in his helmet.
19. And when this guy decided he didn't want to win any parenting awards any time soon.
