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Reading someone's texts over their shoulder on a train.
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Or browsing someone's Facebook feed from the corner of your eye.
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Reading over someone's shoulder because they were sitting next to you on a bus.
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Pausing a conversation with a friend to eavesdrop on some strangers.
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Or pausing your music to overhear a conversation happening near you.
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But still bopping along to fake music to over-compensate for listening in.
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Walking past a laptop and seeing an email open and scanning as much information as you can in those brief moments.
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Innocently asking "what was that all about?"
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Using the advance search function on social media.
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And basically being a private detective.
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Going on a first date and pretending like you haven't mined all their social media accounts.
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And covering up when you put your foot in it and reveal all the information you know.
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Sending an innocent, "hey, what's happening?!" text to someone because you heard they had gossip.
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Getting on your parents good side to hear all the dirt on your siblings.
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Casually noticing someone's phone passcode which you will NEVER use.
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Rehearsing appropriate reactions to hear news you already found out by yourself.
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And knowing you have no one to blame but yourself for finding out a ton of information you should have NEVER KNOWN IN THE FIRST PLACE.
