Missed an episode of My Kitchen Rules this week? I understand that, there's only 900 of them. This week they promised every episode would break RECORDS.
Episode 1- Bek and Ash: The single ladies put a ring on it and then burnt it and then it curdled and oh god, please stop, please.
Episode 2 - Tim and Kyle: The big, burly, bearded boys and their backyard.
Tyson upset the table by telling everyone their food was average. "Our shit food wasn't average!!" David cried out, upset that his shit food was being called average.
For their main, the boys prepared spiced kangaroo with beetroot and walnut puree and weed salad. "I don't think many people will have had this before," Kyle said as he picked out leaves for their weed salad. Listen mate, I have a friend who did half a semester at an arts college, I've had a weed salad before if you know what I mean.
As Kyle put down Bek's main she said, "thank you baby," which was super weird. It was super duper weird. The judges loved the main. They totally blazed the competition with their weed salad. Pete loved it so much I bet he wanted to score the dish 420/10. Meanwhile, David and Betty kept complaining.
For dessert, Tim made a Key lime pie with homemade vanilla ice cream. Guess what? Everyone loved it except David and Betty. If only David and Betty hadn't made a dessert that tasted like Matcha-ass.
Final score: 100/110.
Record broken: Highest score in MKR history.