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Justin Bieber Did A Cheeky Macca's Run And Oh God Why Am I Writing This?

Is it too late now to McFlurry?

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Well after a long day of playing with his balls in front of his mates, ol' Biebs took the first step to getting his Australian citizenship...

...HE DID A CHEEKY MACCA'S RUN!

I am a Macca's detective and here are things that I KNOW TO BE TRUE:- This is the carpark of the Cremorne Macca's in Sydney.- The brightly coloured shop in the background is where I bought a washing machine from when I was at uni.- Biebs is holding what looks to be a McFlurry spoon.- One time, on the way home from a road trip, I went into this Macca's "for a cup of coffee" and got 40 nuggets and a diet coke.
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I am a Macca's detective and here are things that I KNOW TO BE TRUE:

- This is the carpark of the Cremorne Macca's in Sydney.

- The brightly coloured shop in the background is where I bought a washing machine from when I was at uni.

- Biebs is holding what looks to be a McFlurry spoon.

- One time, on the way home from a road trip, I went into this Macca's "for a cup of coffee" and got 40 nuggets and a diet coke.

For the uninitiated, a Macca’s Run is basically a rite of passage for Aussies, and it just means… you… like, went to McDonald’s.

A RITE OF PASSAGE!
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A RITE OF PASSAGE!

Look, you've scrolled this far so stick with me. Here's how I see things going down. Biebs took a break from his tour to play some B-ball with his B-boys.

Biebs was probably like, "'Sorry', but 'Life is Worth Living' and 'All That Matters' is me getting a McFlurry. 'No Pressure' tho".

I mean we've all been there, you want to "Love Yourself" and you get "The Feeling", the craving for a delicious M&M McFlurry*.

*I'm assuming he got M&M because it is clearly the best flavour of McFlurry.
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*I'm assuming he got M&M because it is clearly the best flavour of McFlurry.

Tasting it at the counter, I'm sure there were onlookers wishing they could be his McSpoon. "That Should Be Me", they'd think. Then they'd have to go have a shower in "Cold Water".

Anyway, I'm "Confident" that Biebs had a great time DESPITE: being in Cremorne, literally the most boring suburb in Sydney, and the fact that Macca's don't flurry their McFlurry's anymore.

Is it too late now to McFlurry?
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Is it too late now to McFlurry?