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Posted on 25 Jul 2016

Literally Just 36 Hilarous Tweets About “MasterChef" Australia

What would this season be without dome moulds and the blast chiller?

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Recreate the #MasterChefAU experience at home by having your friends yell incoherently at you while you ruin dinner and burst into tears.

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my food dream is to receive 7 chicken nuggets in a maccas 6 pack #masterchefau

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Harry is off to the pantry again... #MasterChefAU

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Haven't I already seen this episode? You know, the one where Elise made a parfait. #MasterChefAU

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Elise's "worst nightmare" is a sunken brownie. Mine involves water torture and a tribe of circus clowns. #MasterChefAU

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With that tweezer technique, George would be a gun at the Operation board game! #MasterChefAU #tweezerspleases

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#MasterChefAU Matt: "You can't hide behind a savoury mask forever" Me:

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If I were ever on #MasterChefAU the entire nation would witness one man's enduring struggle with GladWrap

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If Zucchini noodles are called "ZOODLES"... Are Daikon noodles called "DOODLES" ? #MasterChefAU

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Honestly the blast chiller is the real true hero of the competition #masterchefau

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Plot Twist: Judges start shouting our tweets to taunt contestants as they cook #MasterChefAU

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My strategy for this would be to buy a woolies mud cake, cut a hole in it, stick some twix bars in it and tapdance off stage. #MasterChefAU

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I won't lie - the masterclass is ok, but part of me wants to be hunting pokemon instead #MasterchefAU

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'It's a pre desert' God Gary not all us live in palaces, eat your sorbet and shut up #masterchefau

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I wish I had bought shares in the company that makes dome moulds for #MasterchefAU

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My food dream is something that covers an entire plate. #MasterChefAU

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If I owned a restaurant I would so run a #masterchefau night on Tuesday. Serve parfaits, brookies and liquid nitrogen drinks and party

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Poor Brett. Back to struggling on $250k a year as an airline pilot. 😞 #MasterChefAU

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They should just rename the current season of #MasterChefAU to 567 ways to cook beetroot

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Harry "I'm going-" *Brett crashes through a window, does a roll, triple back flip, kicks Harry away* Brett "I'm making a tart" #MasterChefAU

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"There's 15 mins to go, which means I should do something to up the #MasterChefAU drama, like change my whole dish or set fire to myself."

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The one thing I have learnt from Master chef this year is that your dish must ALWAYS HAVE A CRUNCH ELEMENT #MasterChefAU

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Just switched on #masterchef and heard the line 'I can't imagine my life without food in it'. So so true. #muchmorethanacookingshow.

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I made a dish for our cat with liquid nitrogen tonight....not going to lie, mistakes were made #MasterchefAU

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Went in to Coles today to "shop like a Masterchef shops" demanded to see manager when I couldnt buy fennel pollen #outrageous #masterchefau

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Is that oyster ice cream? And cue synchronised vomit in 3...2...1...GO! #MasterChefAU

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what if your food dream is 'eating'? #MasterChefAU

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"It's decadent, indulgent, and just dripping with a sensual naughtiness..." - Nigella, describing a glass of tap water. #MasterChefAU

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Omg this makes the show so much more fun! #MasterChefAU

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#MasterChefAU's over representation of hot young things in finals week, is how the world is paying back the young for global warming

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Curtis: "If she came in my back door ..." No, YOU grow up. #MasterChefAU

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Mimi: "I check the blast chiller, only to discover that it's actually a wine fridge. Foiled again." #MasterChefAU

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My dream on a plate. Not food related at all #HughJackman #MasterChefAU

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