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17 Problems Only The Hottest One In Your Friendship Group Will Understand

It's not easy being this hot.

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1. You're always getting approached at bars, and never have a moment to yourself.

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2. You also have to juggle between being unreasonably hot and being the comic relief.

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3. Simply because your other friends are either dorks, barely noticeable, or just a massive fuggo.

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4. Your colleagues are always trying to stretch themselves to get into your league.

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5. Your friends don't seem to understand what it's like to just be this hot.

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6. And they think you're fussy when you just need proper ventilation.

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7. Even when your outfit is super stupid, you still look damn hot.

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8. Like seriously, so hot.

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9. I mean you are literally so hot.

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10. You're practically on fire.

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11. But like, literally on fire.

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12. And you can make dramatic as hell entrances because you're actually on fire.

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13. You can never cool down in the summertime.

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Fucking $12 fans from Kmart do nothing and it feels like you're burning up at night. Because your body turns to fire.

14. I mean you're literally the hottest one.

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15. Neither of the other three have the ability to combust into flames.

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You're basically hanging around with Glinda the good witch with her dumb bubbles, a giant pebble, and Gumby.

16. You're just too hot to handle.

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17. Also your friends are always nagging you about the risks of burning up Earth's atmosphere.

Just FANTASTIC, Reed. What's your superpower again? Super killjoy?
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Just FANTASTIC, Reed. What's your superpower again? Super killjoy?