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We Explain What Happened In Episode 6 Of “The Bachelor” Australia In Under 90 Seconds

"Punch each other in the face for my enjoyment!!!" - Richie, apparently.

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Missed The Bachelor? Couldn't face another conversation about the white rose? Don't stress, we've got you covered! Here's everything that happened in Episode 6 in 90 seconds or less!

The Group Date:

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The group date first this episode! The women had to compete against each other in athletic competitions to win Richie’s affection. Because that’s totally fine.

The first event was archery, and most of them were fine at it. As A Mum Alex struggled, but she wasn’t worried because the producers have told her she’ll be in the final three for sure.

The second event was a zorb sprint. Faith said, “it made my day seeing those big balls.” Then she smashed into Keira.

The final event was wrestling, because nothing says a romance like two women being asked to smack each other in the face for the affection of a man! This is totally cool and not shit at all!!! It got awkward and weird when Faith and Keira had to battle it out in the finals, but Faith won the alone time and Keira wasn’t happy, for a change.

Faith asked one question and then RICHIE PASHED HER BECAUSE HE CANNOT STOP PASHING EVERYONE. IT IS A PASH EPIDEMIC. IT IS THE BUBONIC PASH.

The Solo Date:

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Kiki was the recipient of the single date, so she and Richie went on a helicopter ride, which was cool for the viewer because it meant we got a break from Richie’s inane commentary. “Yeah, cheers, great helicopter! Fantastic spinning!” He was probably shouting.

Kiki and Richie had a pretty nice chat, she opened up, and it looked like that terrified Richie so she DID NOT RECEIVE A PASH. She did receive a rose. Keira wasn’t happy, for a change. Richie was probably rushed to a medical tent just to check if he was okay after actually not pashing a woman for the first time, maybe ever???

The Cocktail Party:

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The producers agreed with the audience that the last few episodes have been super boring, so they got Keira and Richie to do their waltz from Episode 4. The other girls were upset.

No one was more upset than As A Mum Alex, who is Richie’s only girlfriend (apparently). She was anxious that Richie hadn’t approached her for a while and was also on the verge of tears, because it was a day ending in “y”.

The Rose Ceremony:

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Honestly who cares at this point. As A Mum Alex was sad, until she got her rose then acted like she won the show.

Sasha didn't receive a rose, and she left the set pretty quickly. I guess she was in a Russia. Get it? Because she's from Russia. Ahh you can't win 'em all.

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