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29 Times Tumblr Just Couldn't Take Australian Animals Seriously

"Who the fuck thinks a crocodile is an appropriate gift for a baby?"

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5. This goddamn monstrous shark.

7. Or this children's book that's basically an illustrated warning sign.

"Hey kids, DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING."

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12. And, you guessed it, THESE RUDE AS HELL KANGAROOS.

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13. The revelation that cassowaries are very real.

14. This guide to the seasons.

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18. This comparison that shows not EVERYTHING in Australia wants to kill you.

19. This GORGEOUS furball that proves Australia also has the CUTEST wildlife in the world...

...to make up for all the terrifying ones.

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21. Which is equal parts cute...

...and poisonous.

24. This morning news break.

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25. This dinner date that got suuuuuper awkward.

26. This reality check.

27. This cool trick to get emus interested in your butt.

28. This "she'll be right" approach to snake bites.

29. And this croc, who proves no matter how terrifying, everyone just wants a selfie with their idols.