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26 Tweets About Tinder That Are Hilariously True

The gift that keeps on swiping.

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tinder but to meet guys willing to share their hbo go password

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TINDER DATE: So what's your sign? ME: can you please explain the Russia thing to me in plain English I feel so dumb all the time

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Tinder is definitely not just for wheeling #finesseeee

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[Tinder] Him: u're cute Her: u'll be my 3rd victim Him: rockin' ass too Her: I'm literally a serial killer Him: *sends dick pic*

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when her tinder bio says "swipe left if you can't handle sarcasm"

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I’m expanding to social networks I don’t really understand. I told my wife I’m on Tumblr. Except I said “Tinder.” Now we’re not talking.

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tinder: im looking for adventure, NOT the type for a hook up, i love god and my church reality: i want u to kill me after sex like a spider

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tinder is a great place i love it 10/10

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I keep this photo saved on my phone for whenever guys from a Tinder ask me to send them a nude.

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This has to the best tinder profile i've ever seen

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your dating profile: i LOVE adventures me: sounds like i'd have to do stuff. next-->

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Call me when there's a gay character in "Beauty and the Beast" who considers 'big Disney fan' a Tinder red flag.

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A lot of guys don't realize how many more matches you get if you pay the extra money to do a photo shoot for your t… https://t.co/TDh0LhpBwY

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*finds soulmate* *swipes left in hopes of finding a hotter soulmate*

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A Tinder but for dogs in your area you could meet and pet

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yesterday i convinced a boy that i am a beet farmer by using quotes from the office

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When you run out of people to swipe on Tinder, your camera should turn on and force you to look at what you've become.

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couple beside me in restaurant are on a blind date; they both love dogs, sushi, and looking at Tinder while the other one is in the restroom

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"Tinder is ridiculous. People should be forming relationships in real life," I tweet

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