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When Nicholas Nicholas ordered a shot to calm his nerves and couldn't proceed with shotting it.
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When we were introduced to the mega-sleazy Chris and his ~smooth~ ways.
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And when basically everyone was forced to dance in their introduction.
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When Lauren spoke about how she's definitely not crazy.
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And our Unicorn Queen's actual calorific obsession with butter.
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When Stephanie struggled with bar etiquette.
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And when she was thoroughly confused by bread.
Which she later clarified.
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But then was also confused by the menu.
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And when she let us know this hot fact.
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When Hayley introduced herself, and her love for "bad boys".
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But then fell for nice guy Chris.
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When Lani (the professional flirt) put a napkin over her date's head so they could tell each other "secrets".
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When Stephanie returned and asked, what makes them "rock oysters"?
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When big, bulky David and all his muscles, came in and casually ordered a vodka raspberry.
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When the twins appeared and had a date on the same night.
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When Joel and Loann drank their body weight in tequila shots to get through their date.
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When Kate found happiness with James, his housemate, and their cat.
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When Mark tried to speak in French and this was all that came out:
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And when he expressed his super weird (and super not-plugged) love for Home and Away.
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When Kiki and Lachlan both just wanted to change the world.
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When Bex decided she was a Tyrannosaurus rex?!
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Or when she had a quick slip of the tongue with Cam the Barman.
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And when literally no one could understand Irish Anthony.
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When Tammy gave her date a “45-piece love heart” puzzle he could only solve by answering “love trivia”.
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When Nicole rejected Matthew... and rejected him again. And again.
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When Jessica told her sad sausage tale.
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When Other Stephanie revealed her favourite kind of jokes and the staff were standing there listening.
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When her "joke" turned out to be "vaginas look like lychees..." and Cam the bartender did this:
