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22 Things You Know If You Have A Non-Romantic Soulmate

Part sibling, part spouse: all best friend.

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1. Basically your "platonic life partner" is the combination of the best bits of a spouse and a sibling merged into one convenient BFFL.

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2. Which means you know absolutely everything about each other.

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3. You basically have your own language.

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4. And you're comfortable enough with each other that there's no such thing as an "awkward silence."

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5. There are absolutely no secrets between you.

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6. You've been confused for a couple at least 100 times.

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7. So you've rehearsed the, "Oh, we're not together!" speech a million times.

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8. Which most people still don't believe.

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9. Because you spend every waking minute in constant contact.

"I know I just saw you five minutes ago but thought you needed to see this photo of a potato that looks like a dog smoking a pipe?!?!"
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"I know I just saw you five minutes ago but thought you needed to see this photo of a potato that looks like a dog smoking a pipe?!?!"

10. You coordinate your arrivals at events so neither of you have to awkwardly talk to strangers.

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"Wanna meet outside the restaurant?"

"How about I just meet at your place two hours earlier?"

"OK. I'll get wine."

11. Even if you LIVE TOGETHER you still end up making plans with each other.

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12. When it comes to dating, you demand approval of potential partners.

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13. And expect exactly the same in return.

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14. Because you're already in what is essentially a long-term relationship.

Just without the sex or romance.
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Just without the sex or romance.

15. You're always on the same page, almost eerily so.

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16. You have no concept of what "TMI" is.

"Ew... Can you look under my armpit and tell me what this lumpy thing is???""Um, that looks like a pinto bean.""Huh? I haven't eaten beans in like a week...""You smell fresh."
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"Ew... Can you look under my armpit and tell me what this lumpy thing is???"

"Um, that looks like a pinto bean."

"Huh? I haven't eaten beans in like a week..."

"You smell fresh."

17. Your idea of "boundaries" is pretty fucked up.

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18. You have the stupidest inside jokes that make absolutely no sense and are completely hilarious to you.

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19. People get pissed when you act like an old married couple.

"OK but does anyone mind if I swap the Coke for Diet Coke because Alex prefers it?"
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"OK but does anyone mind if I swap the Coke for Diet Coke because Alex prefers it?"

20. Your fights last 10 minutes, if that, because fighting is stupid.

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21. And your fights are usually just about someone watching an episode of "your show" without the other.

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22. But at the end of the day, you've got each other's backs for LIFE.

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