17. Face Slimmer

The perfect gift guide for the worst gifts.
For that friend who loves a good bang up against the door. $199.99 USD.
For that friend who wipes their rear once a year. $8.99.
For that friend who CANNOT stop talking about pig acupuncture. $35.
For that friend who is always taking a dump in total darkness. $6.92.
For that friend who loves to just sit in a 55-gallon drum of lube. $1,336.20.
For that friend who knows when to hold 'em, and when to shit in a disposable restroom poncho. $9.85.
For that friend who has a passion for the Father, the Son, and the glow-in-the-dark hands feature. $37.70.
For that friend whose house always stinks of dog and cat piss but they can never find WHERE the dog and cat piss is. $9.99.
For that friend who is always looking for approximately 1,500 live ladybugs. $19.
For that friend who always looks out of place on the Last Supper dance floor. $9.64.
For that friend who's always looking for a little more practice. $1,350.
For that friend who wants to rest their head on a holy smackdown. $5.
For that friend who's always looking for new ways to relieve stress, and new things to scream into. $58.11.
For that friend whose cat thought the Gilmore Girls reunion wasn't that great. $11.14.
For that friend who wants a really hands-on showering experience. $32.
For that friend who can't afford botox, hates wrinkles, and wants to look shocked all the time. $2.44.
For that friend who really wants you to know they didn't fart while enjoying their morning coffee. $12.99.
For that friend who has always wanted to look like they've pissed and shit their pants, but never wants to commit to ACTUALLY pissing and shitting their pants. $29.95.
For that friend who always wants to go to Flavourtown. $24.99.
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