Buzz·Posted on 30 Nov 201621 Gifts No One Ever Asked For That You Can Get On AmazonThe perfect gift guide for the worst gifts.by Mat WhiteheadBuzzFeed Staff, AustraliaLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Bronzed Door Knocker With Balls by Doorballs 2. BigMouth Inc Happy Birthday Toilet Paper 3. Acupuncture Pig Model 4. Thumbs Up! Glow in The Dark Toilet Paper 5. Passion Lubes, Natural Water-Based Lubricant, 55-Gallon Drum 6. Natural Harvest: A collection of semen-based recipes 7. 1 Pack Pocket-sized Disposable Restroom Poncho 8. Jesus Action Figure Deluxe 9. Ultraviolet Flashlight Pet Dog and Cat Urine Stains Detector 10. Orcon LB-C1500 Live Ladybugs, Approximately 1,500 Count 11. Dancing with Jesus: Featuring a Host of Miraculous Moves 12. Basic Geri Nursing Skills Geriatric Training Manikin 13. Macho Man Randy Savage Jesus Cotton Pillow cover 20x30 Inches 14. Scream Jar Voice Silencer Stress Releaser 15. The Purrfect DVD - Cat Entertainment Video 16. Fuloon Shampoo Soap Dispenser Bath Shower Gel Foam of Woman Breast Shape 17. Face Slimmer 18. I didn't fart my ass blew you a kiss 11OZ Coffee Mug 19. Zagone Studios Goosh Pants 20. Flair Hair Men's Number 1 Dad With Hair 21. Diseases Caused by Masturbation