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Updated on 2 Sep 2020. Posted on 15 Dec 2016

21 Tweets Everyone Who Has Been On A Plane Can Relate To

Plane and simple: flying is the worst.


*airplane makes really loud noise* *pilot on intercom* what the fuck was that


There should be a law: You're flying commercial and arrive at airport wearing Polo cologne -- mandatory shower at security checkpoint.


Southwest airlines is like my period. It hurts my back and it's always late.


when the airplane pilot says it's "just a little turbulence"


i paid for in-flight wifi so i could tweet this immediately


Sit down on the plane & the guy next to me goes "sorry.. I just had a ton of Mexican food" lol ok yay


Spirit Airlines: We ease your anxiety about flying by rarely taking off. #SponsoredTweet


I went on a flight that had a chat room all passengers could use, after choosing a nickname. I chose "Pilot"


No one in the Virgin America in-flight chat room will talk to me. :(


One of Hercules' 12 tasks should have been having to deal with airline customer service.


Still pondering why my plane smelled like balls. And further questioning why do I know what they smell like.


Maybe I'm "on pot" but all of the adults at LAX, in the plane, and at the SF airport are grumpy & I think it's boring and rude


That's weird my flight is delayed it Almost never happens


This day in hyperbole: Delta flight attendant just announced that they're about to begin their "legendary beverage service."


My seatmate, CLT➡️AVL, is this handsome duck named Daniel. His gentle quacking eases the sadness of leaving #SFA16.


Wish I could be as cool as people who don't look out the window during an airplane takeoff think they are


COOL: Pilot of my flight told me his daughter follows me on Twitter so he's letting me fly the pla


What if you met your soulmate but he loved to clap when the plane lands?


The most determined look I've ever seen on a human being is the airline passenger trying to fit a large suitcase in a small overhead bin.


Hey @VirginAmerica, can the pilot crash my plane carefully so that only this guy dies?


Asked to switch seats on the plane because I was sitting next to a crying baby. Apparently, that's not allowed if the baby is yours.

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