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21 Tweets Everyone Who Has Been On A Plane Can Relate To

Plane and simple: flying is the worst.

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*airplane makes really loud noise* *pilot on intercom* what the fuck was that

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There should be a law: You're flying commercial and arrive at airport wearing Polo cologne -- mandatory shower at security checkpoint.

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Southwest airlines is like my period. It hurts my back and it's always late.

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when the airplane pilot says it's "just a little turbulence"

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i paid for in-flight wifi so i could tweet this immediately

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Sit down on the plane & the guy next to me goes "sorry.. I just had a ton of Mexican food" lol ok yay

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Spirit Airlines: We ease your anxiety about flying by rarely taking off. #SponsoredTweet

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I went on a flight that had a chat room all passengers could use, after choosing a nickname. I chose "Pilot"

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No one in the Virgin America in-flight chat room will talk to me. :(

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One of Hercules' 12 tasks should have been having to deal with airline customer service.

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Still pondering why my plane smelled like balls. And further questioning why do I know what they smell like.

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Maybe I'm "on pot" but all of the adults at LAX, in the plane, and at the SF airport are grumpy & I think it's boring and rude

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That's weird my flight is delayed it Almost never happens

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This day in hyperbole: Delta flight attendant just announced that they're about to begin their "legendary beverage service."

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My seatmate, CLT➡️AVL, is this handsome duck named Daniel. His gentle quacking eases the sadness of leaving #SFA16.

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Wish I could be as cool as people who don't look out the window during an airplane takeoff think they are

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COOL: Pilot of my flight told me his daughter follows me on Twitter so he's letting me fly the pla

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What if you met your soulmate but he loved to clap when the plane lands?

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The most determined look I've ever seen on a human being is the airline passenger trying to fit a large suitcase in a small overhead bin.

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Hey @VirginAmerica, can the pilot crash my plane carefully so that only this guy dies?

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Asked to switch seats on the plane because I was sitting next to a crying baby. Apparently, that's not allowed if the baby is yours.

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