1.
If I was Cinderella I'd be too tired and everything would turn into a pumpkin at 10pm
2.
If I was Sleeping Beauty, I would have pricked myself on a spindle as soon as I learned about the curse just to get some sleep.
3.
I spend far too much of my life wondering what household object I'd have been turned into if I was in Beauty and the Beast.
4.
If I was a princess id be merida cause I don't get the guy and itd be just my lucktohave to fight a goddamn bear and my mother is annoyinng.
5.
Sebastian the Crab had the right idea singing constantly cause if I was Ariel I'd eat his delicious flesh the second the showtunes stopped.
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If I was Belle from Beauty & the Beast, my luck I'd fall in love and the beast would transform into Steve Buscemi.
7.
If I was Elsa I totally would have built my ice castle about 100 yards further away from the edge of that cliff.
8.
If I was Pocahontas, the movie would have ended with "You're going to marry Kocoum." I would've been like, "Done."
9.
If I was any character in a Disney movie I'd definitely be the angry sand lion thing in Aladdin that goes "WHO DISTURBS MY SLUMBER?"
10.
if i was Cinderella
11.
If I was a Disney princess, my name would be "Taco Belle"
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If I was a Disney villain, I'd be Maleficent. I would definitely be pissed bc I wasn't invited and capable of hating on a baby.
13.
If I was Aladdin Id go "with my 3rd wish I give u ur freedom" & the genie would go "REALLY?" & Id go "nah man give me a slurpee or somthin"
14.
If I was a Disney princess, my name would be Snow White Cheddar.
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If I was Maleficent I would have cursed Aurora so she would always wake up a minute before her alarm
16.
If I was Cinderella I would've been like "aye be clear. This my daddy house..."
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If I was Ariel from the little mermaid, I wouldnt become human id make Eric be a mermaid cause mermaids are fucking sweet
18.
If I was Sleeping Beauty I would've smacked Prince Phillip with a pillow, rolled over and went back to sleep.
19.
if I was Belle, I'd wouldn't go with Gaston or Beast, and instead I'd just get pizza.
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if I was cinderella
21.
If I was a male porn actor, I would want my name to be Wreck It Ralph.
