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    26 Jul 2016

    Literally Just 34 Funny AF Tweets From The "MasterChef" Australia Finale

    "MasterChef judging - 'It's tasty and yummy'."

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    #MasterChefAU grand finale: Time for @gcalombaris to whip out the GOLD tweezers!

    2.

    So is the reason the finale goes for so long, because the opening montage takes about an hour? #masterchefau

    3.

    Matt Preston appears to be dressed as an 18th century highwayman who is also the captain of a ship. #MasterChefAU

    4.

    I can't watch #MasterchefAU so I'm drawing pictures of what I think is happening. Am I close?

    5.

    “I can’t believe how far I’ve come” ~ Me, slightly out of breath after walking to the kitchen to make a sandwich. #masterchefau

    6.

    "You must make three dishes for each of us, otherwise we will starve to death" #MasterChefAU

    7.

    Quails are now officially extinct #masterchefau

    8.

    "I need flavour in a hurry" #MasterChefAU #justsaying

    9.

    The winner should get the blast chiller since it's done all the work #MasterChefAU

    10.

    i challenge anyone to convince me that any dish actually needs microherbs #MasterChefAU

    11.

    That moment when you realise your entire LIFE has been missing some micro herbs #MasterChefAU

    12.

    Contestant: "I have to get food on the plate". Everyone else: "No! Food on the what???? Is that what this is about??" #MasterChefAU

    13.

    Masterchef judging - "It's tasty and yummy". How do I get this job? #MasterChefAU

    14.

    "There are no rules in this cook." *Matt and Elena get on their mobiles and order in from @VueBennett * #MasterChefAU

    15.

    Gary: "I don't like the idea of your broth" Matt: "Really? Why?" Gary: "Because if Elena doesn't win Rd 2, we lose viewers" #MasterChefAU

    16.

    Watching #masterchefau and considering making myself a martini and eating week-old birthday cake. #fooddream

    17.

    When past contestants yell at you from above "what's it taste like, you right m8, check the glaze"etc #MasterChefAU

    18.

    George: "Contestants... five minutes to go! Viewers... three more hours or so." #MasterChefAU

    19.

    When you gotta host #MasterChefAU at 7 but fight the battle of Waterloo at 9

    20.

    Elena:"It's dawning on me that I've taken on too much" I feel ya girrrl. Even boiled eggs are too much for me. #MasterChefAU

    21.

    "You welcome us in with the warmth of your spirit". Funny, I said that to the machine at the maccas drive thru last wk #MasterChefAU

    22.

    Judges: tell us about your dish.... Contestants:... #MasterChefAU

    23.

    1 hour in and still no mention of a parfait, I think the viewers are the real winners tonight #MasterChefAU

    24.

    The tears of contestants power the electricity generator at Masterchef HQ #MasterchefAU

    25.

    Look how sad the people on the balcony look, wishing their families weren't murdered in accordance with their contracts #MasterchefAU

    26.

    You have 20000 years to evolve to the point where you can lay eggs Your challenge starts NOW! #MasterChefAU

    27.

    "I decide to agitate the chocolate. I begin with "yo momma" jibes." #MasterChefAU

    28.

    I call mine 'egg on cheese' #MasterChefAU

    29.

    IM LAUGHINg HARDER THAN I SHOULD #MasterChefAU #MasterChefAUFinale

    30.

    Just reminiscing about the olden days when we thought this was asking too much of the finalists #MasterChefAU

    31.

    The contestants must make a panna cotta. Elise has to be physically restrained from the balcony #MasterChefAU

    32.

    Heston walking to his car after the show #MasterChefAU

    33.

    So much stress, even Matt's egg cracked under the pressure #MasterChefAU

    34.

    4 grown men eating a kinder surprise egg and the whole country watching. Only in Australia #MasterChefAU #grandfinale

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