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    Literally Just 29 Fucking Funny Tweets About "Survivor" Australia's Premiere

    Outwit, Outplay, Out Tweet.

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    How does one win Jonathon LaPaglia's arms? #SurvivorAU

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    I hate every person on #SurvivorAU already this gonna be great

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    WHAT πŸ‘πŸΌ A πŸ‘πŸΌ SHOW πŸ‘πŸΌ #SurvivorAU

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    "I don't want people to know I can act." Buddy you're a drama teacher so you most likely failed at it at some point already #SurvivorAU

    5.

    I love that guy who said "It's the modern day hunger games" as though the hunger games were a thing that used to happen #SurvivorAU

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    Me, running around that raft: "WHERE'S THE WIFI!!?? WHERE'S THE WIFI!!??" #SurvivorAU

    7.

    If I went on #SurvivorAU I'd rock up dressed exactly like Kat but I'd also have a Tiki cup filled with Midori

    8.

    That guy who wore a business shirt is going to regret it #SurvivorAU

    9.

    "i'm gonna try and do as little physical work as possible" des's strategy for #survivorau and my strategy for life are one

    10.

    "Oh a vacay to Samoa! How delicious!" is how I imagined she went when she found out she made it to #SurvivorAU and packed her leopard kaftan

    11.

    @janepatto he should have pokemaster under his name #SurvivorAU

    12.

    I want to know what this guy's deal is. Red pant suit? On Survivor? #SurvivorAU

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    I'd legit love it if on Day 45 of #SurvivorAU Jonathan LaPaglia was still like; "You in the dirty white singlet!" & "You in the bikini top!"

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    Craig is so going to love the upcoming "remake Lemonade with nothing but conch shells" challenge. #SurvivorAU

    15.

    So we all agree that the yellow team would be Hufflepuff? #SurvivorAU

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    The yellow team is just passing time until they slowly die, yes? #SurvivorAu

    17.

    Law student Connor, who's read survival books "like Lord of the Flies", burns his hand by grabbing a stick from the fire. #SurvivorAU

    18.

    Approaches the firefighter "do you know anything about burns?" #survivorau

    19.

    "Contestants, Connor has had to leave the competition because he picked up a hot stick and it hurt a bit." #SurvivorAU

    20.

    EXCLUSIVE FOOTAGE shows Des actually has a plan to bring order to his camp site #SurvivorAU

    21.

    I like Des's strategy of just dying alone on the island, having contributed nothing to anything #SurvivorAU

    22.

    The red team are going to end up cutting Des open and sleeping inside him like a tauntaun. #SurvivorAU

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    #SurvivorAU I feel like this is the vibes that Des is giving off to the whole tribe:

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    Lee with the #SurvivorAU dad bod for the win. The series, but also life. Because hot people need a break sometimes.

    25.

    Kat and Des look like an MKR couple who have gotten seriously lost. #SurvivorAU

    26.

    "A lot of the pieces look similiar" Thank u for explaining how puzzles work #survivorau

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    Des is gonna get a rude shock when he realises the women of his tribe are allowed to vote #SurvivorAU

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    The gods are speaking to us: Lee and Rohan take off your shirts and vote #SurvivorAU

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