This Is How "Timeless" Australia's Definition of Marriage Actually Is
Tale as old as 2004.
Recently, the Australian Christian Lobby's Lyle Shelton tweeted about the "timeless definition of marriage" in Australia.
(Then it got weird when he made it sound like Joe died in the battlefields of marriage.)
Except... Australia's "timeless definition of marriage" was introduced in 2004.
Here are a few things older than the timeless definition of marriage in Australia:
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone.
Guy Sebastian's Australian Idol victory.
From Justin To Kelly.
Nicole Richie inserting her entire hand inside a cow.
Here's to the timeless 12 years of the definition of marriage in Australia!
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