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Which Of The Shit "The Bachelor" Australia Dates Do You Deserve?

Nothing says romance like a game of mini golf while struggling to take care of a robot baby. Richie can't wait to take you and five other women out on the town, demanding you care for tiny robots to showcase your skills as a mother, AND a golfer. Romantic!

Taking care of robot babies!

What's brown and sticky? A stick! But also you, after you dive into a chocolate bath with the Bachelor. Richie can't wait to hear all about the yeast infection you're likely to get after sitting in this oversized fondue pot.

Chocolate bath!

If you REALLY love a man, you have to prove it by crawling under barbed wire through mud. So sweet!

Tough mudder!

Richie wants to see how quickly you can chomp down haggis! Haggis is made of sheep's offal, mixed with oatmeal, and served in a bag made of the sheep's stomach. Seriously. This is a date. Maybe it's a test of your gag reflex?

Competitive haggis eating!

Nothing says romance like being suspended over a cliff on a plexiglass balcony. Need to pee? Gotta do it over the balcony. Not having a good time? Tough, you're trapped on the balcony.

Trapped on a glass balcony!

You might think you're on this date to get to know the Bachelor better, but turns out you're actually going to be taking an adult radio personality to the bathroom. Yep, you're taking care of an adult pretending to be a toddler. Dream date? More like nightmare.

Taking care of an adult toddler!

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Which Of The Shit "The Bachelor" Australia Dates Do You Deserve?

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