Don't Dehydrate Looking At These Half-Naked Rugby Players

Once you go All Blacks you never go all backs.

New Zealand Fashion Week is on and for the second year in a row, the Kiwi undies brand Jockey brought out players from the All Blacks and All Blacks Sevens to model their new line.

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Here's Hika Elliot of the All Blacks and DJ Forbes of the All Black Sevens keeping it monochrome.

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Malakai Fekitoa plays centre for the All Blacks and can use his own centre as a washboard.

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Andy Ellis of the All Blacks, and Scott Curry - who was recently announced as captain of the All Blacks Sevens.

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That sentence is how a LOT of my fanfic is going to start.

Oh captain, my captain.

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Hika is a hooker for the All Blacks and orange you glad he is??

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Thank you Jockey. Thank you New Zealand. Thank you abs.

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