This post has not been vetted or endorsed by BuzzFeed's editorial staff. BuzzFeed Community is a place where anyone can create a post or quiz. Try making your own!
Top Ten Dr. Seuss Inspired Pornos
Because everything in our culture should be porno-fied.
-
10. The Cat In The Big Pimpin' Hat
-
9. Oh, The Places It Will Go!
-
8. Daisy-Head Maysie Does Dallas
-
7. Cocks in Socks
-
6. One Fist Two Fist Red Fist Blue Fist
-
5. The Dirty Lorax
-
4. There's a Wocket in my Pocket, and I Think It's Infected!
-
3. Did I Ever Tell You How Fucky You Are?
-
2. Green Eggs and Ham Job
-
1. Horton Hears A Ho
Want to get your very own quizzes and posts featured on BuzzFeed’s homepage and app?
Become a Community Contributor.
Become a Community Contributor.