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BUZZFEED'S OFFICIAL DEFINITIVE RANKING OF EVERY GENUINE EARTH COUPLE

Your editors at BuzzFeed have received THOUSANDS of requests to OFFICIALLY RANK the Genuine Earth couples. Time to get hawt and heavy! WHO WILL BE NUMBER ONE!? Scroll to find out! #GELUV #Sex

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14. MALACHI AND LIL RICHIE

"Can we get some privacy up in here!?" What happens when you have two of the worst characters in GE history come together as a GE couple? Well, turns out you get one of the worst couples in GE history as well. Malachi was not only judgmental ("you're goin ta hell"), be he was also hypocritical. He was sleeping with the sock puppet Lil Richie the whole time! HOW RUDE.

13. ASHLEE FAIRBOTTOM & LACHLAN

"Mate, I wanna mate with you." Things didn't exactly pan out for the potential GE power couple. First off, Lachlan was trying to get with Ashlee, who had been risen from the dead through a satanic ritual in the 666 episode, and she was risen from the dead to bring total destruction to the earth. Lachlan was just trying to get some. See, how important communication is, folks? Their short-lived fling ended in utter disaster. ***Also, important to note: This is Ashlee's first of four GE couples that made the list. WOW! Ashlee with two e's really does mean she's a slut!

12. VERONICA & HER DAD

"And touch me... like that other time." Veronica and her dad obviously had a very deep, DEEP relationship. Their creepy connection penetrated audiences around the world. To each their own?

11. LIL RAY RAY & HANS HANOVER

"Little Ray Ray, do you want to have the sex?" Hans Hanover fell head over heels in love with Lil Ray Ray, and, I mean, who wouldn't? But it was clearly a one-sided love affair, and as great as the leg massage was (LRR was quoted saying it felt "AMAZING"), their love could never be. But it's for the best, because Hans eventually found his one true love...... scroll to see more ;)

10. DONNA & VLADIMIR PUTIN

"I've always had a thing for mass murderers." What we here at Buzzfeed LOVE about Donna is that she literally gives zero fucks about anything. Except fucking. She gives lots of fucks about fucking. Putin clearly did NOT see Donna coming. She chewed him up and spat him OUT! YGG DONNA. YGG. Even if it was just a one-night stand, fans all over the world are wondering... who will Putin choose? Donna? Melania? Virgin brides? VOTE NOW ON TWITTER.

9. ASHLEE FAIRBOTTOM & VIKTORIA CHEKOV

"Have you ever been with a wo-man?" Fans all over the world have expressed their frustration over this "love affair that never was." I mean, tensions had been building between the two characters for multiple episodes, but this hot and heavy scene was interrupted by the supposed death of Herb Flanagan, but he really wasn't dead, he was actually the Ghostface that was killing the house guests. Ay yi yi! Straight out of a telenovela, right? Anyway, now that Ashlee is dead (for real) and Viktoria is behind bars for being the Chickenshit, all we have left are the achingly painful memories of what could have been.

8. ASHLEE FAIRBOTTOM & HERB FLANAGAN

"Did I rock your world, Ashlee?" THE ORIGINAL GE BANG SESH! Even if Herb Flanagan didn't exactly rock Ashlee's world (to be fair, it's hard to rock someone's world who's had sex with, like, everyone), these two are the couple that started it all. Genuine Earth would NEVER have become the international juggernaut series that it is today without these two knocking boots.

7. JO & HER COUSIN

"The last time I smelled semen was with my cousin." Not much is known about Jo's relationship with her cousin, but we know she lost her virginity to her cousin and that semen was involved another time. You might be thinking -- um, ew! However, did you know that first cousins can legally marry in 26 states? That's literally over half, so chill. Love is love? Anyway, can fans expect to see a new character coming up soon? Only time will tell...

6. LIL RAY RAY & CATALINA QUINTANA

"Ay yi yi...... hiiiii...." Poor Catalina! She was so in love with Lil Ray Ray, and while they definitely had some heat to their relationship, it's hard to pin down a player, amiright??? When it comes to Lil Ray Ray's relationships, Catalina was a mildly bright star in an infinitely expanding universe of sexcapades. One has to wonder, when will Lil Ray Ray ever settle down? To be fair, Lil Ray Ray ALSO has 4 couples on this list, along with Ashlee, and I called her a slut earlier, so I'm going to call Lil Ray Ray a slut too because it's only fair. SLUT! SLUT! SLUT!

5. DONNA & SHAUNA

"Oh... DONNA and SHAUNA!" Shauna's untimely death at the beginning of episode 666 was a shock to diehard #gens around the world. Not only did Shauna's death leave us without a proud lesbian character, it sent Donna spiraling into depression -- so much so that she had to leave the show for awhile! How devastating is that? This just proves how much this couple meant to one another. Fans are PRAYING that Donna finally finds someone who can handle her for the woman she is. #RIP #SHONNA #DAUNA

4. MELANIA TRUMP & VLADIMIR PUTIN

"How you say... Putin it in..." OMG! This is LITERALLY the will-they won't-they saga of the century!!! Everyone is DYING to find out what happens next! Will Melania get her revenge on being humiliated by Putin? Will Putin find another virgin bride? Will passions erupt yet again, leaving the two star-cross lovers in a mess of emotion and used condoms? I guess we'll find out soon enough!

3. LIL RAY RAY & ASHLEE FAIRBOTTOM

"If we can't make babies, I don't know how we're gonna live." Preach, LRR! Since the PILOT EPISODE 4 years ago, Lil Ray Ray and Ashlee has been an iconic couple. While Lil Ray Ray has had his share of flings, Ashlee was the first girl to really win his heart (read: dick). When Ashlee came back from the dead, their passion was reignited, and fans were ecstatic. Here at BuzzFeed, we want to THANK YOU #LilRashlee, for STARTING IT ALL!

2. LIL RAY RAY & DRAGONFRUIT

DF: "I'm drunk and I just need you." LRR: *bro nods to the camera* WOW! Talk about an UP AND DOWN RELATIONSHIP! First, after a heavy night of drinking, Dragonfruit practically begs Lil Ray Ray to sleep with her, but then she's horrified the next morning #NothingGoodHappensAfter2AM. Then, Dragonfruit gets pregnant! LRR is thrilled! Then Dragonfruit apparently dies! LRR is even more thrilled because he doesn't want a kid! Then Dragonfruit comes back! With LL Cool Ray! She was raising LLCR all by herself! Then, unable to work out custody, they go to court! It gets ugly and vicious! Then they both flee the courtroom and leave their child behind. WOW! Talk about dysfunction at its best. Yet, THROUGH IT ALL, one thing remained true: their burning attraction for one another. Ugh, don't you hate it when you fall for someone you know isn't good for you? We hope that Dragonfruit, Lil Ray Ray, and LL Cool Ray can someday reconnect and begin to heal all the broken hearts.

1. HANS HANOVER & OSCAR WEINSTEIN

"Make the tips touuuuccchh!" AND HERE YOU HAVE IT, GENUINE EARTH SUPER FANS! THE #1 GENUINE EARTH COUPLE! Talk about one of the most amazing love stories of ALL TIME. Seriously, Wilma, Oscar's mother, was ABOUT TO PULL THE PLUG ON HIS LIFE. And then Hans Hanover's love SAVED HIM FROM DEATH! It was a MIRACLE! They wasted no time getting engaged, planning their wedding, and getting married. Plus, now they have adopted a kid! This is literally the CUTEST FAMILY EVER! We are so happy for Hans and Oscar, and we wish them the best as they start their life together! Here at Buzzfeed, we wish them all the best! <3 <3 <3 THANKS FOR READING!!!

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