Non-Racist Man Almost Assassinates Obama

“Ultimately to allay all suspicions of racism, Croft decided to shoot the president with a cross bow with a list of black historical figures taped to the arrow. But the FBI apprehended Croft while he was parked in a car outside the White House listening to Sly and the Family Stone.” (via Gotcha Media)

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