PICTURE THIS: It's 3:47 a.m. after a long Saturday night and you're walking down the street when a classic tall-dark-and-handsome locks eyes with you. He offers to walk you home.
1.And because he looks like this and you're only human, you say yes.
2.After saying your name with the little breath you have left, he smiles and responds, "I'm Sam Milby."
3.Through casual conversation on your walk, you discover that Sam is a film and television actor from the Philippines.
4.And a really successful one, at that.
5.He's also a fashion model.
6.And a best-selling recording artist.
7.When you cross the street together, Sam takes your hand and you can't help but fantasize about him serenading you with an original song.
8.You're still feeling that last margarita so you ask him, "Can you sing something for me?" He does and you can actually feel your heart melting.
9.Sam mentions how his niece loves it when he sings and you involunarily begin to pick out baby names.
10.Because you size him up and discover that he possesses a lot of husband and DILF potential.
11.He's got arms built for carrying heavy objects and also cuddling.
12.He's not afraid of carbs. In fact, they're one of his best friends.
13.That means the two of you can work on your night cheese together.
14.While he somehow manages to stay looking like this.
15.And he can rock the whole style spectrum, from biz-cazsh to red carpet.
16.You look at Sam in the soft glow of the street lights and you note his perfect dusting of stubble on a jaw that could cut queso de bola.
17.With a smolder that could bring a pot of adobo to an instant simmer with a single look.
18.AND THOSE EYEBROWS.
19.To spend more time with him, you take a longer route home. Sam gives you a befuddled smile and says, "Lead the way." And you're like, "Hell yeah I'm gonna."
20.The conversation is effortless and you learn more about Sam. Like how he has to have Starbucks at least once a day, just like you do.
21.How he loves sunsets and long walks on the beach, just like YOU do!
22.How he loves musical theatre, JUST LIKE YOU DO. (Also his dad, but you could get there.)
23.And how he has next-level Disney Princess skills, like talking to birds — alas, you cannot. But it's OK because opposites attract.
24.You're both now just a block away from your apartment, but you're busy imagining Sam dominating your Snapchat feed.
25.Him taking you as his date to every red carpet and event.
26.Him coming home fresh from his requisite two hours at the gym.
27.Then him suiting up for your fourth wedding anniversary dinner.
28.And of course, him looking like this in just a couple of minutes when you finally make it home.
29.But Sam's a gentleman: At your doorstep, he bids you a warm good night. He keeps eye contact for a little too long and sighs wistfully. He leaves and returns to the durm and strang of the restless city.
30.But you can't help but think about your handsome stranger for days, weeks, maybe even years.
31.You begin to see him EVERYWHERE.
32.You do everything you can to find Sam, using every resource you have at your disposal.
33.Until one day, you find yourself pulled to the spot where you and Sam first met. Lo and behold, there he is. Sam flashes you a million-watt smile and says, "Sabi na nga ba... I thought I'd find you here."
34.He takes you out to lunch and he continues to be a pitch-perfect combination of adorable and sexy. Naturally, he declares his everlasting love for you because that's how these things happen.
35.And just like how you first met, you process all the right things and examine the evidence. You prove you're a rational and logical human; you say yes.
36.Because COME. ON.
37.Congratulations to you and Sam on your upcoming marriage. I wish me — I MEAN, you. I wish you all the best because you deserve it.
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