In a ~stroke~ of genius, Pinoy Twitter swarmed the hashtag #MNL50ShadesOfGrey and imagined what 50 Shades Of Grey would be like if it were set in Manila, Philippines.
At hangang ngayon.. Walang kamatayan ang notification! Hahaha #MNL50ShadesOfGrey
The jokes were about public transit:
He readied his body. He assumed a dominating position. Then he thrust himself inside. Sa wakas. Nakasakay na rin sa MRT. #MNL50ShadesOfGrey
Karaoke, naturally:
"Please stop," she whispered. But he readied himself and stroked its length. And started another song on the videoke. #MNL50ShadesOfGrey
The eternal struggle of bills, bills, bills:
"Lower, please, make it lower," she moaned, begging. Then she opened her Meralco bill. #MNL50ShadesOfGrey
Toilet humor:
Heat pooled in her belly. Thighs quivering; her body strained and taut, she craved relief... "Sorry miss, sarado CR." #MNL50ShadesOfGrey
The universal fear of networking:
He hold my hand. I'm nervous. With his husky voice, he whispered in my ears: "Open-minded ka ba sa networking?" #MNL50ShadesOfGrey
Food, of course:
It was soft and moist. Mamon. That perfect pasalubong. #MNL50ShadesOfGrey
She felt its length, stroking it, its sinuous curves, its smoothness, its firmness in her grasp. "Magkano ang pipino?" #MNL50ShadesOfGrey
"I still want more," I whisper. "I know," he says as he signals to the Mang Inasal crew for more rice. #MNL50ShadesOfGrey
It was hot and sizzling and he wanted to plunge into it again and again. The fishballs in UP always satisfied. #MNL50ShadesOfGrey
And on so much more:
"My desires are... unconventional." "So show me." #MNL50ShadesOfGrey
His other hand scoops my hair off my head and holds my head in place. "Teh, anong gupit?" #MNL50ShadesOfGrey
"Kaya mo pa ba?" Her mouth was already tired but she wanted to go on. She nodded. "Chubby bunny, chubby bunny." #MNL50ShadesOfGrey
"Laters, Baby." "Present!" "Legaspi, Christina." "Present po!" #MNL50ShadesOfGrey
Leave it to us Pinoys to find humor in the mundane.
He smiled at me as if he knew a naughty secret. He leans over and whispers... "Miss, bukas zipper mo." #MNL50ShadesOfGrey
I watched her, slipping the thong down her thighs. It was moist. I gave a gasp & said, Ay mam bawal magsukat ng panty! #MNL50ShadesOfGrey
And the potentially ~dangerous~
Before I know it, he’s pinning me to the wall and he whispered... "Miss, akin na gamit mo holdup 'to." #MNL50ShadesOfGrey
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Thumbnail photo courtesy of Cosmo.ph. Thanks, guys!