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This Is What You Get When You Combine Pinoy Humor With "50 Shades Of Grey"

#MNL50ShadesOfGrey is Pinoy humor at its finest. H/t Isabelle and Loreen.

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In a ~stroke~ of genius, Pinoy Twitter swarmed the hashtag #MNL50ShadesOfGrey and imagined what 50 Shades Of Grey would be like if it were set in Manila, Philippines.

At hangang ngayon.. Walang kamatayan ang notification! Hahaha #MNL50ShadesOfGrey

Pat Stockinger™ @supsup010Follow

At hangang ngayon.. Walang kamatayan ang notification! Hahaha #MNL50ShadesOfGrey

10:04 AM - 17 Feb 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

The jokes were about public transit:

He readied his body. He assumed a dominating position. Then he thrust himself inside. Sa wakas. Nakasakay na rin sa MRT. #MNL50ShadesOfGrey

Jan Maykel@JanSnow_Follow

He readied his body. He assumed a dominating position. Then he thrust himself inside.

Sa wakas. Nakasakay na rin sa MRT.

#MNL50ShadesOfGrey

8:29 AM - 17 Feb 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

Karaoke, naturally:

"Please stop," she whispered. But he readied himself and stroked its length. And started another song on the videoke. #MNL50ShadesOfGrey

Mrs Unlawyer@mrsunlawyerFollow

"Please stop," she whispered. But he readied himself and stroked its length.

And started another song on the videoke.

#MNL50ShadesOfGrey

10:08 PM - 13 Feb 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

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The eternal struggle of bills, bills, bills:

"Lower, please, make it lower," she moaned, begging. Then she opened her Meralco bill. #MNL50ShadesOfGrey

Mrs Unlawyer@mrsunlawyerFollow

"Lower, please, make it lower," she moaned, begging.

Then she opened her Meralco bill.

#MNL50ShadesOfGrey

9:44 AM - 17 Feb 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

Toilet humor:

Heat pooled in her belly. Thighs quivering; her body strained and taut, she craved relief... "Sorry miss, sarado CR." #MNL50ShadesOfGrey

Kristine Gonzaga@jjaegernutFollow

Heat pooled in her belly. Thighs quivering; her body strained and taut, she craved relief...

"Sorry miss, sarado CR."

#MNL50ShadesOfGrey

12:28 AM - 14 Feb 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

The universal fear of networking:

He hold my hand. I'm nervous. With his husky voice, he whispered in my ears: "Open-minded ka ba sa networking?" #MNL50ShadesOfGrey

Loven Piérre Opiana@iamlovesFollow

He hold my hand. I'm nervous. With his husky voice, he whispered in my ears: "Open-minded ka ba sa networking?" #MNL50ShadesOfGrey

9:19 AM - 14 Feb 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

Food, of course:

It was soft and moist. Mamon. That perfect pasalubong. #MNL50ShadesOfGrey

CamelParkerBowles@BinibiningCamelFollow

It was soft and moist.

Mamon. That perfect pasalubong.

#MNL50ShadesOfGrey

2:22 AM - 14 Feb 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

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She felt its length, stroking it, its sinuous curves, its smoothness, its firmness in her grasp. "Magkano ang pipino?" #MNL50ShadesOfGrey

Mrs Unlawyer@mrsunlawyerFollow

She felt its length, stroking it, its sinuous curves, its smoothness, its firmness in her grasp.

"Magkano ang pipino?"

#MNL50ShadesOfGrey

11:16 PM - 13 Feb 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

"I still want more," I whisper. "I know," he says as he signals to the Mang Inasal crew for more rice. #MNL50ShadesOfGrey

J Pepe@jmrxcxFollow

"I still want more," I whisper. "I know," he says as he signals to the Mang Inasal crew for more rice.

#MNL50ShadesOfGrey

12:57 AM - 14 Feb 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

It was hot and sizzling and he wanted to plunge into it again and again. The fishballs in UP always satisfied. #MNL50ShadesOfGrey

Mrs Unlawyer@mrsunlawyerFollow

It was hot and sizzling and he wanted to plunge into it again and again.

The fishballs in UP always satisfied.

#MNL50ShadesOfGrey

10:04 PM - 13 Feb 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

And on so much more:

"My desires are... unconventional." "So show me." #MNL50ShadesOfGrey

Jan Maykel@JanSnow_Follow

"My desires are... unconventional."

"So show me."

#MNL50ShadesOfGrey

8:34 AM - 17 Feb 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

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His other hand scoops my hair off my head and holds my head in place. "Teh, anong gupit?" #MNL50ShadesOfGrey

Angelo Perez@MrGeloPerezFollow

His other hand scoops my hair off my head and holds my head in place.

"Teh, anong gupit?"

#MNL50ShadesOfGrey

9:22 AM - 17 Feb 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

"Kaya mo pa ba?" Her mouth was already tired but she wanted to go on. She nodded. "Chubby bunny, chubby bunny." #MNL50ShadesOfGrey

Jan Maykel@JanSnow_Follow

"Kaya mo pa ba?"

Her mouth was already tired but she wanted to go on. She nodded.

"Chubby bunny, chubby bunny."

#MNL50ShadesOfGrey

8:53 AM - 17 Feb 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

"Laters, Baby." "Present!" "Legaspi, Christina." "Present po!" #MNL50ShadesOfGrey

J Pepe@jmrxcxFollow

"Laters, Baby."

"Present!"

"Legaspi, Christina."

"Present po!"

#MNL50ShadesOfGrey

11:45 PM - 13 Feb 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

Leave it to us Pinoys to find humor in the mundane.

He smiled at me as if he knew a naughty secret. He leans over and whispers... "Miss, bukas zipper mo." #MNL50ShadesOfGrey

Hazel H.@1nutty_hazelFollow

He smiled at me as if he knew a naughty secret. He leans over and whispers...

"Miss, bukas zipper mo."

#MNL50ShadesOfGrey

8:14 AM - 16 Feb 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

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I watched her, slipping the thong down her thighs. It was moist. I gave a gasp & said, Ay mam bawal magsukat ng panty! #MNL50ShadesOfGrey

Michel Eldiy@ChiliMedleyFollow

I watched her, slipping the thong down her thighs. It was moist. I gave a gasp & said,

Ay mam bawal magsukat ng panty!

#MNL50ShadesOfGrey

12:53 AM - 14 Feb 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

And the potentially ~dangerous~

Before I know it, he’s pinning me to the wall and he whispered... "Miss, akin na gamit mo holdup 'to." #MNL50ShadesOfGrey

Gian Nicdao@giannicdaoFollow

Before I know it, he’s pinning me to the wall and he whispered...

"Miss, akin na gamit mo holdup 'to."

#MNL50ShadesOfGrey

9:29 AM - 17 Feb 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

Check out #MNL50ShadesOfGrey for more.

Thumbnail photo courtesy of Cosmo.ph. Thanks, guys!

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