Buzz·Posted on Aug 31, 201314 Magical Rounds Of Harry Potter "F@#K, Marry, Kill"Perhaps one of the most heated debates since the Goblin Rebellions Of 1612.by Matt OrtileBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Dumbledore's Army FMK: Ginny Weasley, Luna Lovegood, or Neville Longbottom? Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Fuck? Answer Image Ginny Weasley Correct Incorrect Ginny Weasley Answer Image Luna Lovegood Correct Incorrect Luna Lovegood Answer Image Neville Longbottom Correct Incorrect Neville Longbottom Correct! Wrong! Have a fling with Luna! While she LOVESGOOD, we all know who we really want to marry... Marry? Answer Image Ginny Weasley Correct Incorrect Ginny Weasley Answer Image Luna Lovegood Correct Incorrect Luna Lovegood Answer Image Neville Longbottom Correct Incorrect Neville Longbottom Correct! Wrong! Marry Neville! Because HNNGGLAKDJFG and you can pass on those anti-puberty genes to your kids. Kill? Answer Image Ginny Weasley Correct Incorrect Ginny Weasley Answer Image Luna Lovegood Correct Incorrect Luna Lovegood Answer Image Neville Longbottom Correct Incorrect Neville Longbottom Correct! Wrong! Kill Ginny. WHAT A MARY-SUE.* *You know, an unrealistically perfect little bitch. NEXT! 2. Triwizard FMK: Viktor Krum, Fleur Delacour, or Cedric Diggory? Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Fuck? Answer Image Viktor Krum Correct Incorrect Viktor Krum Answer Image Fleur Delacour Correct Incorrect Fleur Delacour Answer Image Cedric Diggory Correct Incorrect Cedric Diggory Correct! Wrong! Fuck Krum. Not quite marriage material, but it'll be a fun ride on his broomstick haaaay. Marry? Answer Image Viktor Krum Correct Incorrect Viktor Krum Answer Image Fleur Delacour Correct Incorrect Fleur Delacour Answer Image Cedric Diggory Correct Incorrect Cedric Diggory Correct! Wrong! Huge toss-up but marry Fleur. Her devotion to Bill even after he gets mauled by a werewolf is what lasting marriages are made of. Kill? Answer Image Viktor Krum Correct Incorrect Viktor Krum Answer Image Fleur Delacour Correct Incorrect Fleur Delacour Answer Image Cedric Diggory Correct Incorrect Cedric Diggory Correct! Wrong! Kill the spare. Sorry, but he'll come back as a glittery vampire anyway, so we're good. 3. Weasleys FMK: Bill, Fred, or George? Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Fuck? Answer Image Bill Weasley Correct Incorrect Bill Weasley Answer Image Fred Weasley Correct Incorrect Fred Weasley Answer Image George Weasley Correct Incorrect George Weasley Correct! Wrong! Fuck Fred — before he dies. :'( Marry? Answer Image Bill Weasley Correct Incorrect Bill Weasley Answer Image Fred Weasley Correct Incorrect Fred Weasley Answer Image George Weasley Correct Incorrect George Weasley Correct! Wrong! Marry George. Even though he'll never get over Fred's death, you'll still have a fun hubby around. Kill? Answer Image Bill Weasley Correct Incorrect Bill Weasley Answer Image Fred Weasley Correct Incorrect Fred Weasley Answer Image George Weasley Correct Incorrect George Weasley Correct! Wrong! Kill Bill. If only for that movie pun. (Also he's boring, sry.) 4. Marauders FMK: Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, or Peter Pettigrew? Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Fuck? Answer Image Remus Lupin Correct Incorrect Remus Lupin Answer Image Sirius Black Correct Incorrect Sirius Black Answer Image Peter Pettigrew Correct Incorrect Peter Pettigrew Correct! Wrong! Someone will say, "Are you fucking serious?" and you'll go, "HAHAHA YES I AM, WHAT OF IT?" Marry? Answer Image Remus Lupin Correct Incorrect Remus Lupin Answer Image Sirius Black Correct Incorrect Sirius Black Answer Image Peter Pettigrew Correct Incorrect Peter Pettigrew Correct! Wrong! Marry Lupin. Every month is a HONEY-MOON hehehe. Kill? Answer Image Remus Lupin Correct Incorrect Remus Lupin Answer Image Sirius Black Correct Incorrect Sirius Black Answer Image Peter Pettigrew Correct Incorrect Peter Pettigrew Correct! Wrong! lol are we really discussing this 5. Professors FMK: Severus Snape, Albus Dumbledore, or Minerva McGonagall? Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Fuck? Answer Image Severus Snape Correct Incorrect Severus Snape Answer Image Albus Dumbledore Correct Incorrect Albus Dumbledore Answer Image Minerva McGonagall Correct Incorrect Minerva McGonagall Correct! Wrong! Fuck Albus. After all, he's got the most powerful wand in the world*~*~ Marry? Answer Image Severus Snape Correct Incorrect Severus Snape Answer Image Albus Dumbledore Correct Incorrect Albus Dumbledore Answer Image Minerva McGonagall Correct Incorrect Minerva McGonagall Correct! Wrong! Just marry McG because if you tried to marry Snape (yes, bravest man ever known), he'd just never get over Lily. :/ Kill? Answer Image Severus Snape Correct Incorrect Severus Snape Answer Image Albus Dumbledore Correct Incorrect Albus Dumbledore Answer Image Minverva McGonagall Correct Incorrect Minverva McGonagall Correct! Wrong! Kill Snape. It's better that way; he'll get to hang out with Lily! 6. Ghost FMK: Nearly Headless Nick, Moaning Myrtle, or Helena Ravenclaw? Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Fuck? Answer Image Nearly Headless Nick Correct Incorrect Nearly Headless Nick Answer Image Moaning Myrtle Correct Incorrect Moaning Myrtle Answer Image Helena Ravenclaw Correct Incorrect Helena Ravenclaw Correct! Wrong! Hit and quit the Grey Lady. Yeah she's moody, but what a BABE. Marry? Answer Image Nearly Headless Nick Correct Incorrect Nearly Headless Nick Answer Image Moaning Myrtle Correct Incorrect Moaning Myrtle Answer Image Helena Ravenclaw Correct Incorrect Helena Ravenclaw Correct! Wrong! Can't give you head since he barely has his own, but he'll keep you hilarious company for all eternity. Kill? Answer Image Nearly Headless Nick Correct Incorrect Nearly Headless Nick Answer Image Moaning Myrtle Correct Incorrect Moaning Myrtle Answer Image Helena Ravenclaw Correct Incorrect Helena Ravenclaw Correct! Wrong! Whiney, nosy, and loud, you gotta kill Myrtle. Well, not that you can. (She's dead, you see.) 7. Defense Against the Dark Arts FMK: Quirrell, Lockhart, or Umbridge? Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Fuck? Answer Image Quirinus Quirrell Correct Incorrect Quirinus Quirrell Answer Image Gilderoy Lockhart Correct Incorrect Gilderoy Lockhart Answer Image Dolores Umbridge Correct Incorrect Dolores Umbridge Correct! Wrong! Fuck Quirrell! He's pretty cute, and with back-o'-yo-head Voldie in the mix, it's a two for one!* *Other jokes were something about lots of head and a silvery substance to drink but like, no. Marry? Answer Image Quirinus Quirrell Correct Incorrect Quirinus Quirrell Answer Image Gilderoy Lockhart Correct Incorrect Gilderoy Lockhart Answer Image Dolores Umbridge Correct Incorrect Dolores Umbridge Correct! Wrong! Marry Lockhart, the idiotic pretty boy trophy husband. Think of all the book royalties! Kill? Answer Image Quirinus Quirrell Correct Incorrect Quirinus Quirrell Answer Image Gilderoy Lockhart Correct Incorrect Gilderoy Lockhart Answer Image Dolores Umbridge Correct Incorrect Dolores Umbridge Correct! Wrong! Kill Umbridge because you're a Muggle and she wants to kill you anyway. 8. Order of the Phoenix FMK: Kingsley, Tonks, or Mad-Eye Moody? Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Fuck? Answer Image Kingsley Shacklebolt Correct Incorrect Kingsley Shacklebolt Answer Image Nymphadora Tonks Correct Incorrect Nymphadora Tonks Answer Image Mad-Eye Moody Correct Incorrect Mad-Eye Moody Correct! Wrong! Fuck Kingsley because every part of his bod is sure to be kingly, m i rite? Marry? Answer Image Kingsley Shacklebolt Correct Incorrect Kingsley Shacklebolt Answer Image Nymphadora Tonks Correct Incorrect Nymphadora Tonks Answer Image Mad-Eye Moody Correct Incorrect Mad-Eye Moody Correct! Wrong! Marry Tonks! Keep your fingers crossed that her Metamorphmagus genes will carry over to your kids! Kill? Answer Image Kingsley Shacklebolt Correct Incorrect Kingsley Shacklebolt Answer Image Nymphadora Tonks Correct Incorrect Nymphadora Tonks Answer Image Mad-Eye Moody Correct Incorrect Mad-Eye Moody Correct! Wrong! Kill Mad-Eye — or should I say, BARTY CROUCH JR.?! 9. Death Eaters FMK: Lucius Malfoy, Narcissa Malfoy, or Bellatrix Lestrange? Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Fuck? Answer Image Lucius Malfoy Correct Incorrect Lucius Malfoy Answer Image Narcissa Malfoy Correct Incorrect Narcissa Malfoy Answer Image Bellatrix Lestrange Correct Incorrect Bellatrix Lestrange Correct! Wrong! Fuck Bellatrix! Crazy in life? Crazy IN BED. Marry? Answer Image Lucius Malfoy Correct Incorrect Lucius Malfoy Answer Image Narcissa Malfoy Correct Incorrect Narcissa Malfoy Answer Image Bellatrix Lestrange Correct Incorrect Bellatrix Lestrange Correct! Wrong! Marry Cissy. Anyone who defies the Dark Lord out of love for her son is marriage and mommy material. Kill? Answer Image Lucius Malfoy Correct Incorrect Lucius Malfoy Answer Image Narcissa Malfoy Correct Incorrect Narcissa Malfoy Answer Image Bellatrix Black Correct Incorrect Bellatrix Black Correct! Wrong! Then kill Lucius so Narcissa and you can get the Manor and the money! 10. Voldemort FMK: Tom Riddle, You-Know-Who, or the weird fetus thing at King's Cross? Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Fuck? Answer Image Tom Riddle Correct Incorrect Tom Riddle Answer Image You-Know-Who Correct Incorrect You-Know-Who Answer Image Weird fetus form Correct Incorrect Weird fetus form Correct! Wrong! Fuck Tom Riddle. Unf, sociopathic HUNK. Marry? Answer Image Tom Riddle Correct Incorrect Tom Riddle Answer Image You-Know-Who Correct Incorrect You-Know-Who Answer Image Weird fetus form Correct Incorrect Weird fetus form Correct! Wrong! TRICKS. May as well just marry Tom Riddle, right? Kill? Answer Image Tom Riddle Correct Incorrect Tom Riddle Answer Image You-Know-Who Correct Incorrect You-Know-Who Answer Image Weird fetus form Correct Incorrect Weird fetus form Correct! Wrong! TRICKS AGAIN. Once you've had your fun and the beautiful wedding to a handsome groom, quietly dispose of him and nip the Dark Lord in the bud. 11. Slytherin Trio FMK: Draco Malfoy, Pansy Parkinson, or Blaise Zabini? Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Fuck? Answer Image Draco Malfoy Correct Incorrect Draco Malfoy Answer Image Pansy Parkinson Correct Incorrect Pansy Parkinson Answer Image Blaise Zabini Correct Incorrect Blaise Zabini Correct! Wrong! Fuck Blaise and get that delicious face on your face and he won't say anything (not that he ever does). Marry? Answer Image Draco Malfoy Correct Incorrect Draco Malfoy Answer Image Pansy Parkinson Correct Incorrect Pansy Parkinson Answer Image Blaise Zabini Correct Incorrect Blaise Zabini Correct! Wrong! Get hitched to Draco because beautiful, blond, and brooding is back in again. Kill? Answer Image Draco Malfoy Correct Incorrect Draco Malfoy Answer Image Pansy Parkinson Correct Incorrect Pansy Parkinson Answer Image Blaise Zabini Correct Incorrect Blaise Zabini Correct! Wrong! Kill Pansy because lol who even is she again? 12. Gryffindor Boys FMK: Seamus Finnigan, Dean Thomas, or Oliver Wood? Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Fuck? Answer Image Seamus Finnigan Correct Incorrect Seamus Finnigan Answer Image Dean Thomas Correct Incorrect Dean Thomas Answer Image Oliver Wood Correct Incorrect Oliver Wood Correct! Wrong! Fuck Oliver for the obvious "Wood" and "Biggerstaff" and "broom" puns we can sit here and make but won't. Marry? Answer Image Seamus Finnigan Correct Incorrect Seamus Finnigan Answer Image Dean Thomas Correct Incorrect Dean Thomas Answer Image Oliver Wood Correct Incorrect Oliver Wood Correct! Wrong! Marry Seamus because no matter what, SPARKS WILL FLY AYOOO. Kill? Answer Image Seamus Finnigan Correct Incorrect Seamus Finnigan Answer Image Dean Thomas Correct Incorrect Dean Thomas Answer Image Oliver Wood Correct Incorrect Oliver Wood Correct! Wrong! That leaves poor Dean to kill. Sorry. You still cute, tho. 13. Love Interests FMK: Cho Chang, Lavender Brown, or Cormac McLaggen? Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Fuck? Answer Image Cho Chang Correct Incorrect Cho Chang Answer Image Lavender Brown Correct Incorrect Lavender Brown Answer Image Cormac McLaggen Correct Incorrect Cormac McLaggen Correct! Wrong! Fuck Cormac FOR OBVIOUS REASONS. Marry? Answer Image Cho Chang Correct Incorrect Cho Chang Answer Image Lavender Brown Correct Incorrect Lavender Brown Answer Image Cormac McLaggen Correct Incorrect Cormac McLaggen Correct! Wrong! Also marry Cormac! Cormac's golden locks and sculpted everything are the light and the way. Kill? Answer Image Cho Chang Correct Incorrect Cho Chang Answer Image Lavender Brown Correct Incorrect Lavender Brown Answer Image Cormac McLaggen Correct Incorrect Cormac McLaggen Correct! Wrong! Kill Cho. Or yeah, Lav. W/e it doesn't matter. CORMAC ALL THE WAY. 14. And of course, the Golden Trio: Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, or Hermione Granger? Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF No right or wrong answers, ESPECIALLY FOR THIS LAST ONE. Reply with your answers in the comments! And for more hypothetical sex, weddings, and murder, check out 10 Sexually Frustrating Rounds Of Celebrity "Fuck, Marry, Kill."