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14 Magical Rounds Of Harry Potter "F@#K, Marry, Kill"

Perhaps one of the most heated debates since the Goblin Rebellions Of 1612.

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  1. Fuck?

    Ginny Weasley
    Ginny Weasley
    Luna Lovegood
    Luna Lovegood
    Neville Longbottom
    Neville Longbottom
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Have a fling with Luna! While she LOVESGOOD, we all know who we really want to marry...

14 Magical Rounds Of Harry Potter "F@#K, Marry, Kill"

  1. Marry?

    Ginny Weasley
    Ginny Weasley
    Luna Lovegood
    Luna Lovegood
    Neville Longbottom
    Neville Longbottom
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Marry Neville! Because HNNGGLAKDJFG and you can pass on those anti-puberty genes to your kids.

14 Magical Rounds Of Harry Potter "F@#K, Marry, Kill"

  1. Kill?

    Ginny Weasley
    Ginny Weasley
    Luna Lovegood
    Luna Lovegood
    Neville Longbottom
    Neville Longbottom
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Kill Ginny. WHAT A MARY-SUE.*

    *You know, an unrealistically perfect little bitch. NEXT!

14 Magical Rounds Of Harry Potter "F@#K, Marry, Kill"

  1. Fuck?

    Viktor Krum
    Viktor Krum
    Fleur Delacour
    Fleur Delacour
    Cedric Diggory
    Cedric Diggory
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Fuck Krum. Not quite marriage material, but it'll be a fun ride on his broomstick haaaay.

14 Magical Rounds Of Harry Potter "F@#K, Marry, Kill"

  1. Marry?

    Viktor Krum
    Viktor Krum
    Fleur Delacour
    Fleur Delacour
    Cedric Diggory
    Cedric Diggory
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Huge toss-up but marry Fleur. Her devotion to Bill even after he gets mauled by a werewolf is what lasting marriages are made of.

14 Magical Rounds Of Harry Potter "F@#K, Marry, Kill"

  1. Kill?

    Viktor Krum
    Viktor Krum
    Fleur Delacour
    Fleur Delacour
    Cedric Diggory
    Cedric Diggory
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Kill the spare. Sorry, but he'll come back as a glittery vampire anyway, so we're good.

14 Magical Rounds Of Harry Potter "F@#K, Marry, Kill"

  1. Fuck?

    Bill Weasley
    Bill Weasley
    Fred Weasley
    Fred Weasley
    George Weasley
    George Weasley
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Fuck Fred — before he dies. :'(

14 Magical Rounds Of Harry Potter "F@#K, Marry, Kill"

  1. Marry?

    Bill Weasley
    Bill Weasley
    Fred Weasley
    Fred Weasley
    George Weasley
    George Weasley
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Marry George. Even though he'll never get over Fred's death, you'll still have a fun hubby around.

14 Magical Rounds Of Harry Potter "F@#K, Marry, Kill"

  1. Kill?

    Bill Weasley
    Bill Weasley
    Fred Weasley
    Fred Weasley
    George Weasley
    George Weasley
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Kill Bill. If only for that movie pun. (Also he's boring, sry.)

14 Magical Rounds Of Harry Potter "F@#K, Marry, Kill"

  1. Fuck?

    Remus Lupin
    Remus Lupin
    Sirius Black
    Sirius Black
    Peter Pettigrew
    Peter Pettigrew
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Someone will say, "Are you fucking serious?" and you'll go, "HAHAHA YES I AM, WHAT OF IT?"

14 Magical Rounds Of Harry Potter "F@#K, Marry, Kill"

  1. Marry?

    Remus Lupin
    Remus Lupin
    Sirius Black
    Sirius Black
    Peter Pettigrew
    Peter Pettigrew
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Marry Lupin. Every month is a HONEY-MOON hehehe.

14 Magical Rounds Of Harry Potter "F@#K, Marry, Kill"

  1. Kill?

    Remus Lupin
    Remus Lupin
    Sirius Black
    Sirius Black
    Peter Pettigrew
    Peter Pettigrew
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    lol are we really discussing this

14 Magical Rounds Of Harry Potter "F@#K, Marry, Kill"

  1. Fuck?

    Severus Snape
    Severus Snape
    Albus Dumbledore
    Albus Dumbledore
    Minerva McGonagall
    Minerva McGonagall
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Fuck Albus. After all, he's got the most powerful wand in the world*~*~

14 Magical Rounds Of Harry Potter "F@#K, Marry, Kill"

  1. Marry?

    Severus Snape
    Severus Snape
    Albus Dumbledore
    Albus Dumbledore
    Minerva McGonagall
    Minerva McGonagall
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Just marry McG because if you tried to marry Snape (yes, bravest man ever known), he'd just never get over Lily. :/

14 Magical Rounds Of Harry Potter "F@#K, Marry, Kill"

  1. Kill?

    Severus Snape
    Severus Snape
    Albus Dumbledore
    Albus Dumbledore
    Minverva McGonagall
    Minverva McGonagall
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Kill Snape. It's better that way; he'll get to hang out with Lily!

14 Magical Rounds Of Harry Potter "F@#K, Marry, Kill"

  1. Fuck?

    Nearly Headless Nick
    Nearly Headless Nick
    Moaning Myrtle
    Moaning Myrtle
    Helena Ravenclaw
    Helena Ravenclaw
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Hit and quit the Grey Lady. Yeah she's moody, but what a BABE.

14 Magical Rounds Of Harry Potter "F@#K, Marry, Kill"

  1. Marry?

    Nearly Headless Nick
    Nearly Headless Nick
    Moaning Myrtle
    Moaning Myrtle
    Helena Ravenclaw
    Helena Ravenclaw
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Can't give you head since he barely has his own, but he'll keep you hilarious company for all eternity.

14 Magical Rounds Of Harry Potter "F@#K, Marry, Kill"

  1. Kill?

    Nearly Headless Nick
    Nearly Headless Nick
    Moaning Myrtle
    Moaning Myrtle
    Helena Ravenclaw
    Helena Ravenclaw
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Whiney, nosy, and loud, you gotta kill Myrtle. Well, not that you can. (She's dead, you see.)

14 Magical Rounds Of Harry Potter "F@#K, Marry, Kill"

  1. Fuck?

    Quirinus Quirrell
    Quirinus Quirrell
    Gilderoy Lockhart
    Gilderoy Lockhart
    Dolores Umbridge
    Dolores Umbridge
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Fuck Quirrell! He's pretty cute, and with back-o'-yo-head Voldie in the mix, it's a two for one!*

    *Other jokes were something about lots of head and a silvery substance to drink but like, no.

14 Magical Rounds Of Harry Potter "F@#K, Marry, Kill"

  1. Marry?

    Quirinus Quirrell
    Quirinus Quirrell
    Gilderoy Lockhart
    Gilderoy Lockhart
    Dolores Umbridge
    Dolores Umbridge
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Marry Lockhart, the idiotic pretty boy trophy husband. Think of all the book royalties!

14 Magical Rounds Of Harry Potter "F@#K, Marry, Kill"

  1. Kill?

    Quirinus Quirrell
    Quirinus Quirrell
    Gilderoy Lockhart
    Gilderoy Lockhart
    Dolores Umbridge
    Dolores Umbridge
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Kill Umbridge because you're a Muggle and she wants to kill you anyway.

14 Magical Rounds Of Harry Potter "F@#K, Marry, Kill"

  1. Fuck?

    Kingsley Shacklebolt
    Kingsley Shacklebolt
    Nymphadora Tonks
    Nymphadora Tonks
    Mad-Eye Moody
    Mad-Eye Moody
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Fuck Kingsley because every part of his bod is sure to be kingly, m i rite?

14 Magical Rounds Of Harry Potter "F@#K, Marry, Kill"

  1. Marry?

    Kingsley Shacklebolt
    Kingsley Shacklebolt
    Nymphadora Tonks
    Nymphadora Tonks
    Mad-Eye Moody
    Mad-Eye Moody
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Marry Tonks! Keep your fingers crossed that her Metamorphmagus genes will carry over to your kids!

14 Magical Rounds Of Harry Potter "F@#K, Marry, Kill"

  1. Kill?

    Kingsley Shacklebolt
    Kingsley Shacklebolt
    Nymphadora Tonks
    Nymphadora Tonks
    Mad-Eye Moody
    Mad-Eye Moody
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Kill Mad-Eye — or should I say, BARTY CROUCH JR.?!

14 Magical Rounds Of Harry Potter "F@#K, Marry, Kill"

  1. Fuck?

    Lucius Malfoy
    Lucius Malfoy
    Narcissa Malfoy
    Narcissa Malfoy
    Bellatrix Lestrange
    Bellatrix Lestrange
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Fuck Bellatrix! Crazy in life? Crazy IN BED.

14 Magical Rounds Of Harry Potter "F@#K, Marry, Kill"

  1. Marry?

    Lucius Malfoy
    Lucius Malfoy
    Narcissa Malfoy
    Narcissa Malfoy
    Bellatrix Lestrange
    Bellatrix Lestrange
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Marry Cissy. Anyone who defies the Dark Lord out of love for her son is marriage and mommy material.

14 Magical Rounds Of Harry Potter "F@#K, Marry, Kill"

  1. Kill?

    Lucius Malfoy
    Lucius Malfoy
    Narcissa Malfoy
    Narcissa Malfoy
    Bellatrix Black
    Bellatrix Black
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Then kill Lucius so Narcissa and you can get the Manor and the money!

14 Magical Rounds Of Harry Potter "F@#K, Marry, Kill"

  1. Fuck?

    Tom Riddle
    Tom Riddle
    You-Know-Who
    You-Know-Who
    Weird fetus form
    Weird fetus form
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Fuck Tom Riddle. Unf, sociopathic HUNK.

14 Magical Rounds Of Harry Potter "F@#K, Marry, Kill"

  1. Marry?

    Tom Riddle
    Tom Riddle
    You-Know-Who
    You-Know-Who
    Weird fetus form
    Weird fetus form
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    TRICKS. May as well just marry Tom Riddle, right?

14 Magical Rounds Of Harry Potter "F@#K, Marry, Kill"

  1. Kill?

    Tom Riddle
    Tom Riddle
    You-Know-Who
    You-Know-Who
    Weird fetus form
    Weird fetus form
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    TRICKS AGAIN. Once you've had your fun and the beautiful wedding to a handsome groom, quietly dispose of him and nip the Dark Lord in the bud.

14 Magical Rounds Of Harry Potter "F@#K, Marry, Kill"

  1. Fuck?

    Draco Malfoy
    Draco Malfoy
    Pansy Parkinson
    Pansy Parkinson
    Blaise Zabini
    Blaise Zabini
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Fuck Blaise and get that delicious face on your face and he won't say anything (not that he ever does).

14 Magical Rounds Of Harry Potter "F@#K, Marry, Kill"

  1. Marry?

    Draco Malfoy
    Draco Malfoy
    Pansy Parkinson
    Pansy Parkinson
    Blaise Zabini
    Blaise Zabini
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Get hitched to Draco because beautiful, blond, and brooding is back in again.

14 Magical Rounds Of Harry Potter "F@#K, Marry, Kill"

  1. Kill?

    Draco Malfoy
    Draco Malfoy
    Pansy Parkinson
    Pansy Parkinson
    Blaise Zabini
    Blaise Zabini
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Kill Pansy because lol who even is she again?

14 Magical Rounds Of Harry Potter "F@#K, Marry, Kill"

  1. Fuck?

    Seamus Finnigan
    Seamus Finnigan
    Dean Thomas
    Dean Thomas
    Oliver Wood
    Oliver Wood
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Fuck Oliver for the obvious "Wood" and "Biggerstaff" and "broom" puns we can sit here and make but won't.

14 Magical Rounds Of Harry Potter "F@#K, Marry, Kill"