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    14 Magical Rounds Of Harry Potter "F@#K, Marry, Kill"

    Perhaps one of the most heated debates since the Goblin Rebellions Of 1612.

    Matt Ortile
    by Matt Ortile

    BuzzFeed Staff

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    1. Dumbledore's Army FMK: Ginny Weasley, Luna Lovegood, or Neville Longbottom?

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    1. Fuck?

      Correct! 
      Wrong! 

      Have a fling with Luna! While she LOVESGOOD, we all know who we really want to marry...

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    1. Marry?

      Correct! 
      Wrong! 

      Marry Neville! Because HNNGGLAKDJFG and you can pass on those anti-puberty genes to your kids.

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    1. Kill?

      Correct! 
      Wrong! 

      Kill Ginny. WHAT A MARY-SUE.*

      *You know, an unrealistically perfect little bitch. NEXT!

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    2. Triwizard FMK: Viktor Krum, Fleur Delacour, or Cedric Diggory?

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    1. Fuck?

      Correct! 
      Wrong! 

      Fuck Krum. Not quite marriage material, but it'll be a fun ride on his broomstick haaaay.

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    1. Marry?

      Correct! 
      Wrong! 

      Huge toss-up but marry Fleur. Her devotion to Bill even after he gets mauled by a werewolf is what lasting marriages are made of.

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    1. Kill?

      Correct! 
      Wrong! 

      Kill the spare. Sorry, but he'll come back as a glittery vampire anyway, so we're good.

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    3. Weasleys FMK: Bill, Fred, or George?

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    1. Fuck?

      Correct! 
      Wrong! 

      Fuck Fred — before he dies. :'(

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    1. Marry?

      Correct! 
      Wrong! 

      Marry George. Even though he'll never get over Fred's death, you'll still have a fun hubby around.

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    1. Kill?

      Correct! 
      Wrong! 

      Kill Bill. If only for that movie pun. (Also he's boring, sry.)

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    4. Marauders FMK: Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, or Peter Pettigrew?

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    1. Fuck?

      Correct! 
      Wrong! 

      Someone will say, "Are you fucking serious?" and you'll go, "HAHAHA YES I AM, WHAT OF IT?"

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    1. Marry?

      Correct! 
      Wrong! 

      Marry Lupin. Every month is a HONEY-MOON hehehe.

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    1. Kill?

      Correct! 
      Wrong! 

      lol are we really discussing this

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    5. Professors FMK: Severus Snape, Albus Dumbledore, or Minerva McGonagall?

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    1. Fuck?