Newsflash: The Guy Who Owns The Meatball Shop Is Stupidly Hot

My loins are on fire.

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Because, you know, he can do shit like this.

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Other skills Michael shows off on his Instagram include his stellar selfie game.

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Naturally, as a formally-trained chef, he shows off plenty of tasty things on his Instagram.

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And he loves a good piece of meat.

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He also loves #throwbackthursday. Here's Michael at 19 looking like every mistake you wanted to make in college.

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And here's Michael on (*sigh*) his wedding day.

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They're incredibly cute and sweet and they make it so easy to be happy for them.

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He captioned this, "Seven years ago today I married the woman of my dreams. @donnachernow I love you soo much!!" And Donna replied in the comments, "I love you too baby!!!"