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Nov 7, 2014

The Hardest Game Of Literary "F#@K, Marry, Kill" You’ll Ever Play

As they say, all is fair in love and lust.

Leave it up to your loins to decide who gets to lay, live, and die in the great literary canon. No holds barred, reader, and let us go onward.

Harry Potter FMK: Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger

Warner Bros.
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    Hermione Granger
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Shakespearean FMK: Macbeth, Hamlet, Romeo

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    Macbeth
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    Romeo
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    Romeo
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The Great Gatsby FMK: Jay Gatsby, Nick Carraway, Tom Buchanan

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    Tom Buchanan
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    Tom Buchanan
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Perks of Being A Wallflower FMK: Charlie, Sam, Patrick

Summit Entertainment
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    Charlie
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The Illiad FMK: Achilles, Patroclus, Hector

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    Achilles
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    Hector
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Twilight FMK: Edward, Jacob, Carlisle

Summit Entertainment
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    Carlisle
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The Fault In Our Stars FMK: Isaac, Augustus, Hazel

20th Century Fox
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Austen Men FMK: Fitzwilliam Darcy, Frederick Wentworth, John Willoughby

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    Darcy
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    Willoughby
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