While Watson would make you feel super glam, Stone would bring out the goof in you and probably be a better wingman.

Have them meet Pine! He's got more of the good boy charm than Evans, and he'd look better in your New York Times wedding announcement.

Take on Aguilera because Hendricks can TAKE YOU DOWN with a single look. But do fight Hendricks if Aguilera were in her Dirrty phase.

Keep it steamy and celibate with Gyllenhaal. It'd be way harder but at least you guys can go to SoulCycle together, right?

Share the role with Kendrick. Hathaway would try to one-up you at every rehearsal, while you and Kendrick can go get Taco Bell during breaks.

Everyone would try and sign up for Dr. Duhamel and you can never get an appointment. And who can say no to a singing doctor? Go with Groban.

While it'd be great meeting David Sedaris, you can't pretend you don't want to meet Tina Fey more.

Make it short and sweet with Efron, the ultimate school dreamboat. And it'd be a shame if you never saw Levi in a smoky downtown bar.

Take Mendes. While they're both equally gorgeous, Longoria's marital track record won't make your ex jealous.

Have Hoechlin be your man. Let's be real, he's the bigger man who can fight off projectile sharks any day.

Stick with Munn since she's been on G4 and we all know if you're badass at video games, you can save the world.

Too easy—go with Timberlake for mandatory impromptu performances of "Suit & Tie." Duh.

Keep Bell as a fun pen pal because you guys can still bond over things like sloth videos over the Internet.

Go with McAvoy! Franco would get insufferable after Day 15 and you can keep listening to McAvoy's beauteous Scottish accent no matter what.

Swift would eventually write a song about you two and it'd be "We Are Never Ever Getting Off This Island." And when it gets there, at least Lautner would make for a nice meaty meal.