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This Is How A Home Brewery Run By The Heisenberg Of Booze Would Look Like

Minus the meth, drug cartels, and cancer, of course.

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Welcome to the brewing labs of the one and only, Heisenberg* of Booze !

*Neither affiliated with Heineken nor Carlsberg.
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*Neither affiliated with Heineken nor Carlsberg.

Several labs are set up to maximize his yield

This filtration system is very...elaborate

When the industrial sized fridge is full, this temperature controlled fermentation chamber comes in handy

He's got to diversify his product line!

Unlike the original Heisenberg, this guy doesn't solely rely on the sale of one product to keep his hunger for money in check.
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Unlike the original Heisenberg, this guy doesn't solely rely on the sale of one product to keep his hunger for money in check.

Color-coded 3 gallon carboys for four different clients

Green: Irish pubRed: Corporate BBQ Orange: WeddingYellow: 21-year olds who can't tell the difference between the good stuff and the watered down stuff.
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Green: Irish pub

Red: Corporate BBQ

Orange: Wedding

Yellow: 21-year olds who can't tell the difference between the good stuff and the watered down stuff.

Late-night brewing to get that shipment done on time

This setup is reserved for those "my-family-will-be-in-danger-if-I-don't-produce-100-gallons-by-tomorrow-morning" type of scenarios.
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This setup is reserved for those "my-family-will-be-in-danger-if-I-don't-produce-100-gallons-by-tomorrow-morning" type of scenarios.

His biggest clientele: College frat parties

3 finished kegs on time for Tau Kappa Epsilon = A weekend NOT spent on a ladder cleaning toilet paper off the roof
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3 finished kegs on time for Tau Kappa Epsilon = A weekend NOT spent on a ladder cleaning toilet paper off the roof

And a bottling machine just for the master brewer

Because nothing compares to the sound of a bottle cap popping, followed by the sounds of carbonated perfection.
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Because nothing compares to the sound of a bottle cap popping, followed by the sounds of carbonated perfection.

So in conclusion...

Especially this one.

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