1. "Teehee! Your skin is so soft!"
2. "Aww... is it time to go to the vet already?"
3. This cat is peering into your soul...
4. "Mommy, let's play now!"
5. "I just woke up from a nightmare, mind if I sleep with you tonight?"
6. Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle
7. "I'm sorry for using your litter box, human".
8. "My boo-boos need kissing, please."
9. The face he gives whenever someone begins to open a can of cat food
10. "Y U LOOK SO SAD, HOOMIN?"
11. "Are you my real mommy?"
12. "Let's bring out the laser pointer and just go wild tonight".
13. "Yay! Our outfits match!"
14. "You're not thinking about squeezing my cheeks again, are you?"
15. This little guy is too shy to ask you if you want to be best friends forever
16. "To be honest, as a black cat, I'm very horrified by the idea of flying on the other end of a witch's broomstick"
17. "Make sure to capture my good side too!"
18. "Ooh, have you seen that crumb that I left here?"
19. "How's my Lil Bub impression?"
20. Those EYES + That HEAD TURN = FREAKING PRECIOUSNESS!
21. The face you never want to see before heading to work in the morning
22. Those deceiving peepers belong to a cat who just knocked over a vase.
23. "May I have some more treats?"
24. "C'mon, bro, just sneak the tiniest piece of chicken down my way... or a drumstick if you're feeling daring"
25. "Did you get any packages today? I need to satisfy my cardboard craving TODAY"
26. "I wonder what the gang will think of my new haircut"
27. "I hope you're finished vacuuming the house"
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