2. For any mermaids or pirates seeking a poop deck
3. The most amount of instructions you'll ever see on a restroom sign
4. Someone's dad must've come up with this one
5. Whoa! Is that a conga line forming outside of the female restroom?
6. These restrooms double as ingredient storage rooms for breakfast restaurants
7. Customers of this restaurant usually take a while to figure out which one of these restrooms is the men's
8. Once you drink the beer. you'll have to guess how it's going to come out of you.
9. A set of bathroom doors that sheds light on mankind's innate desire to connect with another being
10. This is the boost of self-confidence that a lot of guys need to finally ask that chick out
11. "Where are the bathrooms for people who aren't injected with steroids?"
12. The first bathrooms to feature fire hydrants and trees, instead of toilets
13. Unfortunately, these bathrooms only allow people with Android phones to play on their phone while taking a dump.
14. Fun fact: The fruit on the door doesn't indicate the smells that await you behind the door
15. Wokka wokka wokka right into these classic video game-themed restrooms
16. The most straightforward restroom sign you'll ever read
17. The names don't mention that both bathrooms also smell like "Stale Bunz"
18. After seeing these signs, there are probably several hungry girls who really want to be boys right now
19. This restaurant has the balls to pass these signs off as regulation restroom signs
20. Cowboys and cowgirls would have sufficed...
21. I wonder if they share the toilets too...
22. Meanwhile in Jamaica...
23. Restroom signs that display excellent toilet etiquette
24. I hope this isn't how everyone is holding their drinks at this bar
25. Female go through XX, males go through XY, and the people who didn't pay attention in Sex Ed. class have a 50/50 chance of getting this right
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